Calvin Robinson (Parody)
@calvinrobinson.bsky.social
Fatherly Touch at your service
Pinned
Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!
What's dangerous about pretending to be religious for money?
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What's dangerous about pretending to be religious for money?
Going to throw my hat in the ring for the new Pope gig; I'm out of work and I've heard the Vatican is corrupt as fuck, kerching!
April 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Going to throw my hat in the ring for the new Pope gig; I'm out of work and I've heard the Vatican is corrupt as fuck, kerching!
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Whelp🤷🏻♀️
Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂
(#SussexSquad🍾)
Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂
(#SussexSquad🍾)
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Whelp🤷🏻♀️
Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂
(#SussexSquad🍾)
Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂
(#SussexSquad🍾)
Got a job interview in Lidl today. Wish me luck.
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Got a job interview in Lidl today. Wish me luck.
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As opposed to you sermons where you deliver poo.
Amirite lads!!
Amirite lads!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
As opposed to you sermons where you deliver poo.
Amirite lads!!
Amirite lads!!
Pleased to announce that I'm returning to the UK, to continue God's work as a delivery driver for Deliveroo.
January 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pleased to announce that I'm returning to the UK, to continue God's work as a delivery driver for Deliveroo.
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Pulpit Friction 😉
January 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Pulpit Friction 😉
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The church of Calvin Robinson and latter day grifters
January 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The church of Calvin Robinson and latter day grifters
Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!
January 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!
God Bless America
a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with his mouth open .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with his mouth open .
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December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
God Bless America
This new series of I’m a Celebrity is wild.
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 AM
This new series of I’m a Celebrity is wild.
Remember the time a load of suckers paid for me to go to Disneyland because they thought I was a man of God? Lolz
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Remember the time a load of suckers paid for me to go to Disneyland because they thought I was a man of God? Lolz
The best thing about being a pretend Pastor, is that you get free shit from your flock of sheep. Gullible twats. lolz.
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The best thing about being a pretend Pastor, is that you get free shit from your flock of sheep. Gullible twats. lolz.
Yes, this event was as utterly depressing as it looked.
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Yes, this event was as utterly depressing as it looked.
It was my holy destiny to get up on the stage with President Trump and some of his MAGA goons, then try to get noticed by doing A cringeworthy YMCA dance, only to get utterly blanked by everyone. Praise the gourd.
November 13, 2024 at 4:24 PM
It was my holy destiny to get up on the stage with President Trump and some of his MAGA goons, then try to get noticed by doing A cringeworthy YMCA dance, only to get utterly blanked by everyone. Praise the gourd.
Please donate what you can to me, in the name of the Son, The Father and the Holy Bitcoin.
November 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Please donate what you can to me, in the name of the Son, The Father and the Holy Bitcoin.