Quite a large number of brown brogues in the boardroom-based training course today. But not the man beside me. Crocs.

I'm not judging, I'm just telling you

Daughter's car had a wheel changed a couple of weeks ago. The garage rang me up today asking if I had the old one and could they buy it? They needed the rim for some repair or other.

I didn't want any money for it but they insisted on giving me £20. Sometimes it pays to put off going to the dump.

This popped up on my Instagram feed from harpersmagazine. I had to look up what the ship of Theseus is, but when you know, this is pretty cool

Anyone else on TikTok? #engagement

My pal let me have his spare Daily Telegraph subscription. Here's what you're missing

lol @ my line manager for missing out the word "a". He said, "I had a quick look at your Mid-year Performance assessment, and I think you can do little more to promote yourself"

Suddenly I appreciate the alt descriptions of pictures on here. Train wifi is a poor show

I forgot how noisy trains are. Certainly feeling like I'm trapped in a living room with two TVs on. Tireless yapping, too

Plus plenty of beaches. Maybe don't tell everyone?

I meant to say, have you ever been to Lossiemouth? Look how wide some of the roads are. I paced out 11 actual meters.

Took one of those pet grooming gloves to the neighbour's cat (he spends more time here) and look how grey it is

Round the corner was Adam Place and Boyd Street. I think some Councillors one day thought "Let's do it, let's create our legacy"

I'll have 45m wait in Lochgelly (Fife) tomorrow. I have options.

I have questions. They weren't big enough in Jan '63 to warrant a plaque. But by the time they were big enough, who on earth was calling them the Love Me Do Boys? (in Elgin)

@superblouse.bsky.social Rachel! Lovely to see you

Terry Pratchett asked me if there was anything to stir the tea with, so I gave him the polystyrene cup of twizzle things. Birmingham, somewhere.

I've missed seeing memes and quotes that I don't recognise. Some catching up to do.

“Dog chases down ambulance that owner is being transported in. When EMS realise, they let the dog in.”

Love this 🥰❤️

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