I prefer the part after the foreign language cast credits, where Russell Crowe appears and says "Frankie, did you really think you were the only one?" and then we see a single bandaged wrapped hand

That line about Charisma Carpenter
😙🤌

"why did the dumb owl not get laid?"
"Because he lacked the wit to woo!"
-Colin Firth, Pride and Prejudice (1998)

This is very much like Freud being all "you know how everyone wants to fuck their mother with a cigar?"

You can also often find first edition hardbacks of harry potter 4-7 in charity shops. One I saw had a shelf with four orders of the phoenix.

I don't know how much of a thing this was in America, but the sheer *amount* of copies of 50 shades being donated to charity shops *at the height of popularity* was *insane*. People were buying the books, possibly even mostly finishing them, and then immediately getting rid

"you have some dark souls? *I* have Dark Souls Too! How many Dark Souls, three?"

There's a real thread I'm unpicking about Scotland as a colonial "province" along with the British Empire's obsession with cultivating "Warrior Races" that it seems Stevenson was *also* 100% aware of at the time.

Like he *literally* took on a less Scottish name for high society, I'm thinking that "Hyde is Scottish" reading is more and more likely

Oh wow, I was looking up his Wikipedia just there (no idea he died so young btw!) and get this! I've always known him as Robert Louis (pronounced as "loo-ee" in the french fashion) but his actual name is Robert *Lewis* (as in the Island, pronounced "loo-iss"), Louis was the *pen* name

That's pretty intriguing. I know I always forget that R.L. Stevenson is Scottish

Can this cat not fucking read?!

"Whomst amon-" nope. Just nope. If 16 is the age of consent in your area, that's a law to avoid 16-18 year olds being registered as sex offenders, and while there's always room for nuance THAT GOES OUT THE WINDOW WHEN YOU ARE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY

The Simpsons: Fortnite (2025)

"You have to give up YouTube and Netflix to save the planet" isn't rooted in any evidence or climate science, it's basically rooted in Puritanism and the belief that "eating bitterness" is mandatory...

It's basically Dragon Quest Builders 3, and while the first DQB was very limited (by it's hardware) DQB2 was *amazing*

*Boiled* dog semen, get your mind out of the gutter

Ah, yeah, I always forget that most countries are way less damp than Scotland