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CAL not Carl
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Ainsworth's glorious Shrews |
(Un)official statistician for European champions England | Dan Udoh enthusiast | Solidarity with the striking workers
Shrews were, in fact, not going up ole ole
Tears in my eyes, huge win and we've got ourselves a box office gaffer. Shrews are going up ole ole
December 10, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Look, I know Peter Drury gets a lot of stick, but intentionally or not "Like Cinderella, Cucurella needs a slipper that fits" is great.
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
11 points from 18 games - 0.61 PPG
If we keep at 0.61 PPG we'll finish with 28 points
December 7, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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It's been three years since we tragically lost a fan-favourite who lit up the Meadow with both his smile and his goals.

Marvin Morgan, forever a Salopian.

💙🧡
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Two abysmal teams this evening. Town sloppy in the first half with their chances then created nothing in the second. Resorted back to the aimless hoofball and lazy decision making that got Hurst sacked. Midfielders looked exhausted at times after 10 days off
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Town have done well again in the first half but my god we have to be more clinical in the box
December 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Rancid
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Keen never to hear the phrase "...but you do have to respect their religious beliefs" as a cover for homophobia ever again.
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Elon sucks but he actively tanked the product in like 15 different and bad ways, but go off about purity politics I guess.
December 1, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Ticked off a bucket list item today ✅
December 1, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Huge day out for the Great Expectations ultras
November 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Bottom of the league, six defeats in a row in all competitions, one home win all season, Birmingham City coming to town… 😬

No problem! 😅

#Salop #EFL
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Tears in my eyes, huge win and we've got ourselves a box office gaffer. Shrews are going up ole ole
November 23, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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GARETH AINSWORTH'S BARMY ARMY 🤩
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social is it more likely for a club legend to get a statue at the ground or a stand named after them?
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Exclusivity you say 🤨
November 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
November 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together 👏🏻
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Apologies to Dave Edwards who completes the top 5
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Vintage?
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Wonder what will happen with Shipley in Jan. Easily our best player but do we try and cash in on him rather than lose for free in the summer? Would he stay here for the project and rebuild?
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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For my football follower:

open.substack.com/pub/alargegr...
Ainsworth rocks up at Shrewsbury.
The new head coach needs to give the club a shot in the arm.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Those horrendous Shrews strike again
November 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM