I wish I could have been a fly on the wall the moment a 19 year old DOGEbag got access to the VA system only to realize the VA still uses VISTA - a proprietary MUMPS-based programming language from 1978.

What a different world we could have.

Morning mood.
#resist #resistance

Hardly new info, but BSky should know:

Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply.
Thank you, little guardian molluscs.

🧪🌏🚰

One of the most important websites in America right now.

Went to my first burlesque show last night and it was awesome! Some highlights were a sparkly gyrating Mario (of Super Mario Bros.) and a praying mantis who ripped off her mate’s head after mating.

#LeaveNoTrace

It might be time to call it quits for the day when I’m trying to remember my coworker Rob’s last name and all I can think is Rob Zombie.
#robzombie

breaking

Since Trump warned me not to escalate I’ve:
-Blown up a dam
-Fired missiles, drones and bombs at civilians
-Started using North Koreans to fight
-Showed a nude pic of his wife on national TV

And he’s said fuck all. So he looks really tough.

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