Callum Hitchcock
@callumhitchcock.bsky.social
Emily’s husband.
Comedian.
Balding.
Spurs fan.
2024 Newcomer of the Year.
Comedian.
Balding.
Spurs fan.
2024 Newcomer of the Year.
Me writing this skeet after finishing a book of any kind for the first time in 14 months
December 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Me writing this skeet after finishing a book of any kind for the first time in 14 months
Lads, it’s Tottenham.
December 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Lads, it’s Tottenham.
There will never ever be a day where I feel any sympathy for Manchester United being on the wrong end of a dubious refereeing decision. Note one iota of sympathy. Cry more. 😂
December 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
There will never ever be a day where I feel any sympathy for Manchester United being on the wrong end of a dubious refereeing decision. Note one iota of sympathy. Cry more. 😂
It’s crazy that the media has to be present for me to get a decent pic of myself at a gig
December 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
It’s crazy that the media has to be present for me to get a decent pic of myself at a gig
It’s not summer until you crack a cold one of these open 🥵
December 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
It’s not summer until you crack a cold one of these open 🥵
We’re done here.
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
We’re done here.
No further questions your honour
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
No further questions your honour
I was on honeymoon 💅
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I was on honeymoon 💅
Why? Because I'm cool or whatever 🖕
December 4, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Why? Because I'm cool or whatever 🖕
My Spotify is logged in to the TV that my wife and I share but that doesn't change the fact that this is an absolute banger
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My Spotify is logged in to the TV that my wife and I share but that doesn't change the fact that this is an absolute banger
First of all, I can't tell you how funny it is for me to tag @almostperfectbob.bsky.social in a Spotify thing and yet here we are! 😂
December 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
First of all, I can't tell you how funny it is for me to tag @almostperfectbob.bsky.social in a Spotify thing and yet here we are! 😂
How it feels to make the microwave popcorn that's supposed to be reserved for late night snacks because I'm armed with the knowledge that my wife did this exact thing yesterday.
November 29, 2024 at 12:46 PM
How it feels to make the microwave popcorn that's supposed to be reserved for late night snacks because I'm armed with the knowledge that my wife did this exact thing yesterday.
You killed the man not the idea
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
You killed the man not the idea
May you embody the grace and poise of Gentle Ben Davies today
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 AM
May you embody the grace and poise of Gentle Ben Davies today
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Haven’t changed my FPL team since GW1 and my nephew (united supporter) is very perturbed by my inclusion of Zirkzee.
How am I doing, FPL experts? 👀
How am I doing, FPL experts? 👀
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Haven’t changed my FPL team since GW1 and my nephew (united supporter) is very perturbed by my inclusion of Zirkzee.
How am I doing, FPL experts? 👀
How am I doing, FPL experts? 👀
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I don’t really know what to say on here yet so here’s a picture of my cat in a box
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 AM
I don’t really know what to say on here yet so here’s a picture of my cat in a box