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Callum Hitchcock
@callumhitchcock.bsky.social
Emily’s husband.
Comedian.
Balding.
Spurs fan.
2024 Newcomer of the Year.
Is anyone still using BlueSky? I'm doing a comedy show SOON.

I am funny. Promise.

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Book tickets for Almost Sex Jokes - Callum Hitchcock
www.quicket.co.za
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me writing this skeet after finishing a book of any kind for the first time in 14 months
December 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I’m begging you to read a book that wasn’t either:

- recommended by TikTok.
- recently adapted into a Netflix Christmas movie starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson
December 27, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Looks like the DASO year-end function is happening at the Birkenstock store this year.
December 21, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Some scathing comments from Justice Mathapo in this. 😮‍💨🔥
Concourt win for Cape Town residents facing eviction

Charnell Commando cries with relief after hearing that the Constitutional Court had ruled in favour of Bromwell Street residents on Friday. Photo: Matthew Hirsch
groundup.org.za/article/conc...
Concourt win for Cape Town residents facing eviction
Court tells City to provide Bromwell Street residents with temporary emergency accommodation in the inner city as close to their current homes as possible
groundup.org.za
December 21, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Lads, it’s Tottenham.
December 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
There will never ever be a day where I feel any sympathy for Manchester United being on the wrong end of a dubious refereeing decision. Note one iota of sympathy. Cry more. 😂
December 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Oh my god Sergio Reguilon — if he plays well then Ange will have replaced Poch as football’s chief fullback whisperer.
December 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Justice for Pedro Mendes.
December 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Every time a South African brand uses the term ‘Dezemba’ in an ad, it weakens the ligaments in Siya Kolisi’s knee.
December 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Reposted by Callum Hitchcock
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December 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
You guys on leave already or do you need to study further like me?
December 16, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Just uninstalled the Eskom se Push so if we get loadshedding it’s my fault soz
December 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
It’s crazy that the media has to be present for me to get a decent pic of myself at a gig
December 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
There's comedy on in Cape Town every night, we’re working really hard to build a scene and these guys are doing some of the best work around.

Read more about one of the best weekly shows in the city: www.news24.com/life/arts-an...
That's Not Funny weekly show gives a taste of Cape Town's thriving comedy scene | Life
That's Not Funny spotlights newer and established talent. The Moveable Feast in Cape Town hosts the weekly comedy show run by Nate Levinrad and Chuma-Sande Bentele.
www.news24.com
December 13, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Spurs vs Rangers in the Europa League is proper barclays I won’t explain further
December 12, 2024 at 8:11 PM
It’s not summer until you crack a cold one of these open 🥵
December 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
My friends keep berating me for referring to sitting down while I pee as ‘bottoming’ 😔
December 12, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Excited for Luigi Mangione to make his on-screen debut as Flynn
December 12, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Call me Notre Dame because I am monumentally burnt out
On a scale of ‘1 to out of office’ how burnt out are you feeling?
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Exciting first step even if the agreement is tough to enforce from an accountability perspective
PRASA finally signs rail deal with City of Cape Town

The Service Level Plan gives the City oversight over annual performance plans, station revitalisation, and the introduction of more train sets

Read groundup.org.za/article/pras... by Sandiso Phaliso
PRASA finally signs rail deal with City of Cape Town
The Service Level Plan gives the City oversight over annual performance plans, station revitalisation, and the introduction of more train sets
groundup.org.za
December 12, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Real fucking headloss after being 2 up
December 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Romeo Lavia wearing black compression shorts is a yellow card btw
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Can’t tell if we look good bc we’re playing a top 6 side or bc we had Cuti and VDV back. Guess we’ll find out shortly.
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM