I take my dinner parties entirely too seriously. Polar express dinner for Xmas, so of course I have to make the whole god damn train.

@druorfalse.bsky.social THIS MAN TRY TO SAY HIS PRESENT WASN’T THOUGHTFUL OR CREATIVE! A handmade iron rose for our wood/iron (if your modern) anniversary 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Tomorrow is mine and @druorfalse.bsky.social 6th wedding anniversary. For our wood anniversary I got him a Spanish cedar cigar humidor so he can begin his cigar collection! Now if only I can convince him to wear his smoking jacket I got him a billion years ago

It would be inappropriate to start a new social media profile with anything other than the boys.