Normally not a New Year’s kinda girly. But best believe I’m about to scissor kick 2024 in the back of the head as it leaves tonight.

I take my dinner parties entirely too seriously. Polar express dinner for Xmas, so of course I have to make the whole god damn train.

Please send supportive vibes as my mother is visiting this week. She’s from Ohio just so everyone has the correct context for the level of concern for my mental health lol💀💀

Thankful that this living abortion of a year is almost over.

I love my in-laws. But listening to them all argue over how plant based butter sucks when I know for damn certain they wouldn’t know the difference if I cooked with it, makes me want to take a toaster bath.

@druorfalse.bsky.social THIS MAN TRY TO SAY HIS PRESENT WASN’T THOUGHTFUL OR CREATIVE! A handmade iron rose for our wood/iron (if your modern) anniversary 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Tomorrow is mine and @druorfalse.bsky.social 6th wedding anniversary. For our wood anniversary I got him a Spanish cedar cigar humidor so he can begin his cigar collection! Now if only I can convince him to wear his smoking jacket I got him a billion years ago

It would be inappropriate to start a new social media profile with anything other than the boys.