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Zöe Needs Stuffing
@callmezoe.com
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Please, with words or GIFs or memes, appreciate how attractive I am getting. Witchcraft. The reverse glamor is working - the more I am myself, the more people like what they see enough to get to know me & treat me right. Maybe transphobes should just go to hell. Pictured below: a gorgeous woman.
Me in my red bedroom by the dresser by the door on some beige carpet wearing high waisted elastic jeans and black ankle boots and bare belly with a very brief asymmetrical bralette top under a wide open sheer black cardigan. A purple necklace around my neck and hoop earrings and faded burgundy hair. I am smirking because it's still novel to me that I look this way now and love it. Up close on the makeup. I do alright but it's gonna get easier and better the more I get dolled up. Look at those eyes. 🤩 I need to get my eyebrows done. Overall a purple and pink and blue eyeshadow job matching well with the purple lip gloss and my purple necklace and my purple bralette. Just another selfie. I am on the couch dolled up with the purple scheme makeup and hair pulled back and a purple necklace and bralette under a sheer black cardigan. I am smirking, thinking about how someone out there's cracking their egg or discovering new things they're into that need unpacking lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Just dropping this old gem off for consideration for your dreams.
Me in a flowy traveling adventure dress with mystical geometric art lines all over the dark purple fabric. My hair is styled and purple. I am in a swanky upscale hotel room in a mini castle.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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My loneliness
Is killing me
(And I) I must confess
I still believe (STILL BELIEVE)
When I'm not holy I lose my mind
Give me a signnnn *crosses self*
Hit me baby (one more time)
The Pope Louis 14 at karaoke night
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Our new artificial Yule tree is fucking gorgeous this year. We went to Michael's and wound up with a lot of adorable things for it. Yes I have red and green Christmas themed throw pillows. Astro's shirt says "Cute but Psycho."
Our living room featuring the fairly tall artificial white flocked Frisco pine tree with colorful lights and adorable countryside and natural material ornaments. It's topped with a battery powered lit snowflake topper that's currently off. Astro the white dog in a gray shirt with multi-color lettering that says "Cute but Psycho" inspects the floor. There's a green Yggdrasil tree skirt, a hardwood floor. In the background other living room furniture including the green couch with red and green throw pillows and a metal bookcase with various items including our top shelf bar.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I made (by request) my mom's Italian dressing chicken breasts with riced cauliflower seasoned and baked in butter and chicken stock. For dessert, I made a chocolate pie with pecan crust (low carb and low sugar dish).
A ceramic plate on a wooden table holds chicken and rice in a butter sauce. A piece of chocolate cream pie topped with coconut granola.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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If you fuck with a witch or her friends you get energetically severed and put on ice. We do not play with our peace. 🧙‍♀️🫕🕯🥶
The candle ceremony with a rainbow layer candle in the center of 4 black candles on a black altar cloth with gold embellishments. Mason jar 1 of 2 with paper in water. Some writing is visible on the paper which is a name. Two cellmates for the drink fridge freezer prison.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Princess crackers and trying to figure out a movie to watch while Astro is being super snuggly and it makes me happy 😊
Disney Princess goldfish crackers in a tall purple gradient bag with the goldfish brand logo and "Disney Princess" above and 3 princesses that I believe are Jasmin, Cinderella, and Moana. Astro - a white dog, probably terrier mix, with black spots on his skin under the fur, is curled up in a napping position.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I was cute last night for the gathering of folks like me and boyfriend at the geeky bookstore. Lots of good company and that feeling of belonging. So good 🥰
Me a white lady with purple burgundy hair and purple glasses and a silver beaded necklace draped over a red sweater, smiling. There's a very busy bookshelf and miscellaneous household items in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I just keep getting hotter and I will not apologize for the fight you get into with your partner for staring at this.
A gorgeous Caucasian woman with purple burgundy hair and purple glasses and purple lip gloss in a black vest and purple necklace and purple dangling pentagram earrings and a silver beaded bracelet sucks on the end of her index finger for no particular reason.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My date was very sweet, very cozy, and made of straightforward earnest conversation. We're both into doing this more, so yeah. Excuse me while I go squee to myself.
Me - a white woman with purple hair that faded from dark burgundy, purple cat eye glasses and purple lip gloss wearing a black tank top with faux button up front and a purple necklace. I am smiling with teeth. My Lucky Brand jeans on crossed legs and burgundy wine suede platform boots.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Celebrating the multiple great wins for democracy in the ongoing end of the world conflict. Also how much I love this hair color 😍
Me, topless, in front of a rainbow striped tapestry.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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We're watching Final Destination movies while I wait to hand out candy to Trick or Treaters. There's been some cute costumes tonight! I also gave the Door Dash driver some candy when they delivered my dinner.
Me in my Velma costume from Scooby Doo. Orange top, red skirt, long silver necklace, black glasses and burgundy hair, rosy cheeks makeup on white skin. The couch is microfiber and brown. A shot of my legs in the red skirt, fishnets, orange knee socks and Black ankle boots. The floor is a grayish blue carpet.
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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When you refuse to leave bed in the morning because it's warm and cozy and Out There is less good.
Astro with just his face peeking out of the blankets cave he found himself in by not moving when we uncovered ourselves from leaving bed.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Garbage was fucking amazing last night. I had a great time. It was bittersweet being their last tour and Shirley Manson is so fucking fierce and free and kind and when she said she loves America and also DJT can go fuck himself less than 50 feet away from me I swooned and yelled so hard 😍😍😍
Shirley Manson on stage in Scottish red plaid kilt a-line skirt, goth chains and straps, and a matching tunic with pulled back ice blonde hair, face invisible from the bright white light, hair floating ethereal from a stage fan. Me at the concert before people filled in. Black librarian blouse with a waist corset and red skirt and fishnet stockings, black ankle boots, black collar with accouterments, a long silver necklace, burgundy hair pulled back, glasses. Several background bystanders. Hard dirty concrete flooring and a large open space behind me up to the venue wall.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Chili cheese dogs with Cajun shoestring fries and maple bacon brown sugar baked beans. There were also jalapeño and pickle chips and spears and I provided everything to customize fry sauce dip for everyone. We're playing Cards Against Humanity again tonight.
A plate with a napkin and a plastic fork and a sauce dip cup. There's two chili cheese dogs and beans and a pickle spear and fries and baked beans. Homemade fry sauce for dipping because Utah.
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Hungover AF but I managed a mile walk on the treadmill at the gym this morning.

Halloween party was fun. I "won" the costume contest by popular vote as Velma from Scooby-Doo.
Me dressed as Velma from scooby doo with an orange mock turtle neck long sleeve shirt and a brown sunstone necklace and burgundy hair and black glasses. Full costume of me as Velma in front of a green wall and white pantry door
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Hair dye turned out nicely. This is dark burgundy brown. I'm kind of in love with it.
A Caucasian woman with red blue and purple glasses and burgundy hair in a gray tank top sitting on a green couch, smiling slightly with a tilted right head to show off the new hair color.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Random spooky season outfit today and my spider web ear cuff and one multi-bat earring, plus a fun hair tie with a black ribbon bow tied on it. I love that this hooded sweater is long enough that I can get away with no pants.
A Caucasian woman's head from the side has blonde hair tucked behind her ear and a bedazzled ear cuff on that same ear. The rear of her hair is pulled back in a pony with a black ribbon bow on top. A black and red striped sweater is visible at the bottom of the frame. A Caucasian woman's face from the other side, blonde hair with dark roots tucked behind her ear and a multiple bat earring dangles from the ear. A silver colored costume jewelry necklace is also visible along with the red and black striped sweater. Caucasian woman's legs in fishnet tights and black ankle boots sit ankles crossed resting up on the glass coffee table with a wooden frame. The black TV screen is off and below it shines a string of orange Halloween lights. In the background, a trash can with a pink liner bag and farther back is the pink tricycle with a few clothes draping the handlebars. It's me, Zöe, a Caucasian woman with blonde hair and dark roots wearing my hair back and smirking with my tongue just behind my front teeth poking out. I am wearing a red and black striped sweater with a v neck and a silver colored necklace sitting on a couch in front of a gray wall.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Repost because I was spaced and forgot ALT text.

Defrosted and reheated ham bone and bean soup, and made a square pan of brown butter Keto "cornbread." This was such a good dinner for today's temperature outside.
A ceramic bowl filled with an orangish brown soup with visible herbs and spices and a silver spoon in it. On the left of the bowl is a paper towel with two squares keto cornbread. They sit on a wooden framed glass coffee table.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Made Moussaka for the first time tonight. It's basically eggplant lasagna with kind of an oregano mint and cinnamon tomato meat sauce and a mozzarella based cheese sauce on top and then encrusted in golden brown cheddar cheese. And plain assed low carb toast. I've had a great menu this week 😋
A ceramic plate with an orange brown lasagna-like serving of food on it and some lightly toasted bread. It sits on the glass top of the wood framed coffee table.
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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My homemade barbecue sauce took fork-tender pork back ribs to a heavenly safe space. Then my collard greens with bacon and onion rolled up in an El Camino and stood around outside smoking a cigarette debating whether to come in.
Two plates, one near and the other far. They both have a portion of BBQ pork rib and collard greens.
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I made BLTs and roasted rosemary baby red potatoes for the household tonight and now I am hanging out alone with my dog while boyfriend and his bff get time.

ALSO: I deactivated my Facebook account. I don't plan to go back but I want to go a while without it and see if I'd regret full deletion.
Me, a Caucasian woman in a powder blue toboggin hat with a puff on top, purple glasses, and a red and black striped hooded dress - leaning in against my dog Astro who is a white terrier mutt / terrorist in a blue and orange collar looking out of frame to the left. 2 BLTs on low-carb white toast, one of which has been half consumed, and a small pile of herbed potato wedges that appear golden brown sits on a grey ceramic plate on a wooden table next to a silver fork on a white paper napkin.
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Beef stroganoff over chickpea gemelli pasta for dinner tonight - I pivoted plans because I didn't thaw the fish in time today.
A marble counter top with a ceramic bowl holding noodles and meat and mushrooms with a brown sauce.
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Keto meatloaf with sugar-free ketchup topping, garlic butter mashed cauliflower with keto brown gravy. Nothing in this meal fell short - it was stellar comfort food.
A ceramic plate on a wooden table with yellowish mashed cauliflower topped with brown gravy and a silver fork and red and brown ketchup topped ground beef loaf slice. A white paper napkin is beside the plate on the table.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Boyfriend went out for sodas and brought back flowers for me 😍☺️🥰
Pink and white flowers with lots of green bits in orange cheese cloth sitting in an orange rectangular vase on top of my black mini drink fridge and my pill organizer and Fum device and some batteries and stuff.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM