@callmeelvis.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Meet Drunk Puppy.
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Meet Drunk Puppy.
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
If you're not looking out for your ethnically profiled friends, then what kind of friend are you?
February 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you're not looking out for your ethnically profiled friends, then what kind of friend are you?
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The same day, my granddaughter discovered pockets my dog died, and i ce tried to enter local elementary schools. #longestyearever
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The same day, my granddaughter discovered pockets my dog died, and i ce tried to enter local elementary schools. #longestyearever
Is it just me, or is 2025 one heck of a long year already?
January 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is it just me, or is 2025 one heck of a long year already?
I'm glad to announce that I've successfully passed down the Sparkle Gene through my daughter to her child.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm glad to announce that I've successfully passed down the Sparkle Gene through my daughter to her child.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
It's Tuesday. Here's a thirst trap for no good reason.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's Tuesday. Here's a thirst trap for no good reason.
Like, we broke up. Didn't we‽
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Like, we broke up. Didn't we‽
I haven't tried to poem Tiktok once today. So far, so good. Also, I bought new organizing stuff. My hall closet is half done. My kitchen is catawompas, and I'm hungry.
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I haven't tried to poem Tiktok once today. So far, so good. Also, I bought new organizing stuff. My hall closet is half done. My kitchen is catawompas, and I'm hungry.
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
For 32 years, I've shared living quarters with both cats and dogs. This year, my youngest daughter moved out. Three weeks later, she came to the realization that she had been allergic to the cats and the dogs her whole life, but we blamed it on dust mites. We will always blame the mites. #furbabies
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
For 32 years, I've shared living quarters with both cats and dogs. This year, my youngest daughter moved out. Three weeks later, she came to the realization that she had been allergic to the cats and the dogs her whole life, but we blamed it on dust mites. We will always blame the mites. #furbabies
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'm trying to get used to Pixelfed. Maybe Flashes will be better, or faster. I would take faster at the very least. The bar is so low atm. #flashes #pictureapp
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm trying to get used to Pixelfed. Maybe Flashes will be better, or faster. I would take faster at the very least. The bar is so low atm. #flashes #pictureapp
I'm going to start posting on every app I'm on as if I were posting on TikTok because I wasn't done having fun and I still have so much more to say.
#tiktokban
#tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm going to start posting on every app I'm on as if I were posting on TikTok because I wasn't done having fun and I still have so much more to say.
#tiktokban
#tiktokban
I did nothing today besides cooking breakfast, walking the dog, feeding the baby, playing with the baby, saving the baby from a bad fall, making lunch, feeding the baby, washing the baby's hands then washing the whole baby, waah laundry, walk the dog again, take baby for a walk, food laundry...
January 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I did nothing today besides cooking breakfast, walking the dog, feeding the baby, playing with the baby, saving the baby from a bad fall, making lunch, feeding the baby, washing the baby's hands then washing the whole baby, waah laundry, walk the dog again, take baby for a walk, food laundry...
I have goals.
They may not be realistic goals, but at least I have goals.
They may not be realistic goals, but at least I have goals.
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have goals.
They may not be realistic goals, but at least I have goals.
They may not be realistic goals, but at least I have goals.
I miss the sun.
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I miss the sun.
I don't HATE winter, I hate colorism, I dislike winter.
December 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I don't HATE winter, I hate colorism, I dislike winter.
My son sent me lunch.
Pasta sauce that he made from scratch over some bronze cut noodles. This is what happens when a boy finally grows up into a man. He figures out where to find the ingredients in his own kitchen to cook a meal he then shares with mom.
Pasta sauce that he made from scratch over some bronze cut noodles. This is what happens when a boy finally grows up into a man. He figures out where to find the ingredients in his own kitchen to cook a meal he then shares with mom.
December 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
My son sent me lunch.
Pasta sauce that he made from scratch over some bronze cut noodles. This is what happens when a boy finally grows up into a man. He figures out where to find the ingredients in his own kitchen to cook a meal he then shares with mom.
Pasta sauce that he made from scratch over some bronze cut noodles. This is what happens when a boy finally grows up into a man. He figures out where to find the ingredients in his own kitchen to cook a meal he then shares with mom.
White elephant gifts are supposed to be those gifts you received but don't want or need. Considering this is bigger than my piano, I'm assuming this thing fits the bill and thus why it was left behind when the party was over. It's also not a painting but paint on a print.
December 26, 2024 at 5:31 PM
White elephant gifts are supposed to be those gifts you received but don't want or need. Considering this is bigger than my piano, I'm assuming this thing fits the bill and thus why it was left behind when the party was over. It's also not a painting but paint on a print.
Spent 30 hours getting ready for an art show that didn't happen. I'm still not sure if I'm glad or if I'm disappointed. I do know that I have no idea where I'm going to store 40 framed pieces of art.
December 21, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Spent 30 hours getting ready for an art show that didn't happen. I'm still not sure if I'm glad or if I'm disappointed. I do know that I have no idea where I'm going to store 40 framed pieces of art.
Dear Advertisers, please stop with the romance book recommendations. I'm not that kind of reader. Literally and Sincerely,
An SKL (SKCR), People of the Page, BrownCoat, Total Recall, Timehead, Sherlockian, Trekker, Miners Not Minors, Poirot Fan.
An SKL (SKCR), People of the Page, BrownCoat, Total Recall, Timehead, Sherlockian, Trekker, Miners Not Minors, Poirot Fan.
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Dear Advertisers, please stop with the romance book recommendations. I'm not that kind of reader. Literally and Sincerely,
An SKL (SKCR), People of the Page, BrownCoat, Total Recall, Timehead, Sherlockian, Trekker, Miners Not Minors, Poirot Fan.
An SKL (SKCR), People of the Page, BrownCoat, Total Recall, Timehead, Sherlockian, Trekker, Miners Not Minors, Poirot Fan.