@callmeelvis.bsky.social
Walking a 2 year old dressed in a duck costume down an ice crusted sidewalk while they are simultaneously holding a bag of boxes and trying to get rid of a bag of boxes is not something I thought I would get to do twice in my life.
a small white dog and a large yellow duck are standing next to each other on a dirt field .
ALT: a small white dog and a large yellow duck are standing next to each other on a dirt field .
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December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Walking a 2 year old dressed in a duck costume down an ice crusted sidewalk while they are simultaneously holding a bag of boxes and trying to get rid of a bag of boxes is not something I thought I would get to do twice in my life.
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A Cloudflare outage is causing various apps such as X, Canva, Letterboxd & more to experience downtime.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A Cloudflare outage is causing various apps such as X, Canva, Letterboxd & more to experience downtime.
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just found out a woman I volunteer with, who scares me and acts inappropriately towards me when no one else is around, is showing people I barely know exactly where I live.
I brought it up to my immediate supervisor, as I've brought everything else up. Here's hoping it doesn't get any worse.
I brought it up to my immediate supervisor, as I've brought everything else up. Here's hoping it doesn't get any worse.
a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out .
ALT: a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out .
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March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just found out a woman I volunteer with, who scares me and acts inappropriately towards me when no one else is around, is showing people I barely know exactly where I live.
I brought it up to my immediate supervisor, as I've brought everything else up. Here's hoping it doesn't get any worse.
I brought it up to my immediate supervisor, as I've brought everything else up. Here's hoping it doesn't get any worse.
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
According to the big asteroid in the sky, life as we know it might end in 2032. I guess that means I'm taking my social security early if the Muskoteer Brigade doesn't gut it out first.
#2024yr4 #2percentchance
#2024yr4 #2percentchance
an artist 's impression of an asteroid that is coming towards the earth
ALT: an artist 's impression of an asteroid that is coming towards the earth
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February 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
According to the big asteroid in the sky, life as we know it might end in 2032. I guess that means I'm taking my social security early if the Muskoteer Brigade doesn't gut it out first.
#2024yr4 #2percentchance
#2024yr4 #2percentchance
Meet Drunk Puppy.
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Meet Drunk Puppy.
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
Wtfaiuefbk!
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wtfaiuefbk!
To work for peace of mind and being centered at all times in all circumstances is the same as burying your head in the ground.
#theworldisburning
#theworldisburning
February 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
To work for peace of mind and being centered at all times in all circumstances is the same as burying your head in the ground.
#theworldisburning
#theworldisburning
If you're not looking out for your ethnically profiled friends, then what kind of friend are you?
February 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you're not looking out for your ethnically profiled friends, then what kind of friend are you?
You're supposed to buy your avocados, picked by hands unblemished by years of hard field labor, untouched by oppression, from Florida.
They may cost you $7 each, but hey, we're all rich up here in the states.
They may cost you $7 each, but hey, we're all rich up here in the states.
a man with a beard is wearing a red plaid shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red plaid shirt
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February 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You're supposed to buy your avocados, picked by hands unblemished by years of hard field labor, untouched by oppression, from Florida.
They may cost you $7 each, but hey, we're all rich up here in the states.
They may cost you $7 each, but hey, we're all rich up here in the states.
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The same day, my granddaughter discovered pockets my dog died, and i ce tried to enter local elementary schools. #longestyearever
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The same day, my granddaughter discovered pockets my dog died, and i ce tried to enter local elementary schools. #longestyearever
This has been the longest year ever.
January 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This has been the longest year ever.
Is it just me, or is 2025 one heck of a long year already?
January 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is it just me, or is 2025 one heck of a long year already?
I'm glad to announce that I've successfully passed down the Sparkle Gene through my daughter to her child.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm glad to announce that I've successfully passed down the Sparkle Gene through my daughter to her child.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
In spite of all three cold and snow, at least the pipes aren't frozen. This is still the bad place, but the pipes work.
January 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In spite of all three cold and snow, at least the pipes aren't frozen. This is still the bad place, but the pipes work.
It's Tuesday. Here's a thirst trap for no good reason.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's Tuesday. Here's a thirst trap for no good reason.
Like, we broke up. Didn't we‽
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Like, we broke up. Didn't we‽
Is it just me, or is something wrong with the algo? My FYP is not feeding me my usual meal, and it's leaving me feeling unsatisfied. Also betrayed. Also, wtf?
January 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is it just me, or is something wrong with the algo? My FYP is not feeding me my usual meal, and it's leaving me feeling unsatisfied. Also betrayed. Also, wtf?
I haven't tried to poem Tiktok once today. So far, so good. Also, I bought new organizing stuff. My hall closet is half done. My kitchen is catawompas, and I'm hungry.
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I haven't tried to poem Tiktok once today. So far, so good. Also, I bought new organizing stuff. My hall closet is half done. My kitchen is catawompas, and I'm hungry.
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
For 32 years, I've shared living quarters with both cats and dogs. This year, my youngest daughter moved out. Three weeks later, she came to the realization that she had been allergic to the cats and the dogs her whole life, but we blamed it on dust mites. We will always blame the mites. #furbabies
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
For 32 years, I've shared living quarters with both cats and dogs. This year, my youngest daughter moved out. Three weeks later, she came to the realization that she had been allergic to the cats and the dogs her whole life, but we blamed it on dust mites. We will always blame the mites. #furbabies