I just desperately want someone else in this feed to have inflicted this show on themselves 😂

Anyway, out here, anyone who is "available to pick it up now" appears to be a bot, which is wild because, like...why.

Is it on Facebook Messenger? I have had it mess up delivery of messages before, so it might not be entirely their fault sadly.

Oh hell ya, De Bodard is great!

The address is a combination Taco Bell/KFC 😂

You would be surprised how often people forget about family members, lol.

"The phone number using your card w/o permission ends in 4333"

"Oh, yea, that's my son, I gave him my card and set him up with an account to use your service."

"..."

Seriously. All the time. 🤣

(But I'll accept the performative allyship right now, tbh.)

Must have taken a lot to do this for 5+ hours and get this excited about Enterprise Car Rental & McKinsey Consulting 😅

My humanist boots have code on them, thank you, because while Cato didn't really mean that Humanists can be engineers, in this Debate championship, I --

WTF holy shit glad you are okay

Ultimately, I gave up and got her an automated wet food feeder. 😅

My partners are loyal! They don't negotiate with terrorists! I'm the weakest link.

Ellie has learned to attack my partners. I am very stubborn, but that's a hostage situation with my loved ones, who don't sleep as well. 😂

I'm definitely in favor of deprecating COBOL code in theory. I would want to run numbers to see if it's worth the effort / cost.