ESK
@calledtovienna.bsky.social
You know me.
The cat is Ellaria Mercymourn.
The cat is Ellaria Mercymourn.
> You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
My demise will go exactly one (fake) Balenciaga bag worth of viral
My demise will go exactly one (fake) Balenciaga bag worth of viral
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
> You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
My demise will go exactly one (fake) Balenciaga bag worth of viral
My demise will go exactly one (fake) Balenciaga bag worth of viral
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the sad lost technologies of 1948, not quite rediscovered by 2025
September 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
the sad lost technologies of 1948, not quite rediscovered by 2025
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Might just start spamming “you can’t vote/peacefully protest/etc. your way out of this” doomers with pictures of it happening, help me curate a thread
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Might just start spamming “you can’t vote/peacefully protest/etc. your way out of this” doomers with pictures of it happening, help me curate a thread
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Immediately subscribed, I’m so thrilled about COYOTE. We need alt-weeklies!
As the class clowns of local media, alternative newsweeklies were smarter than they looked: They fearlessly called out corruption, launched artists’ and writers’ careers, and made journalism fun. Can COYOTE bring that energy back?
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September 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Immediately subscribed, I’m so thrilled about COYOTE. We need alt-weeklies!
This 🌈 parade is a block from my window: I hope the announcer gets all the coke he needs at the afters 👏
June 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This 🌈 parade is a block from my window: I hope the announcer gets all the coke he needs at the afters 👏
"Looking for our SOC2 Report? Here are the PCI docs!" is the compliance equivalent of "Are you vegan? The cheese is gluten-free", isn't it
June 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Looking for our SOC2 Report? Here are the PCI docs!" is the compliance equivalent of "Are you vegan? The cheese is gluten-free", isn't it
feed me greens like one of your instagram girlies
May 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
feed me greens like one of your instagram girlies
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I did the only thing I could think of to stop the trade war with China from escalating: I automated the update process for our blog post about import tax rates. github.com/obra/keyboar...
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April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I did the only thing I could think of to stop the trade war with China from escalating: I automated the update process for our blog post about import tax rates. github.com/obra/keyboar...
Do you live in the Bay? So you want ... 🕷️🌱? I have ... a lot. Please take one.
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Do you live in the Bay? So you want ... 🕷️🌱? I have ... a lot. Please take one.
poking Duolingo French while in this taxi line at CDMX no failure modes pas gracias
March 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
poking Duolingo French while in this taxi line at CDMX no failure modes pas gracias
It has been a long three years. It will be longer.
Слава Україні!
Слава Україні!
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It has been a long three years. It will be longer.
Слава Україні!
Слава Україні!
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I rage-donated. If you’re in a place to do so as well, I encourage it. #SlavaUkraini
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
February 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I rage-donated. If you’re in a place to do so as well, I encourage it. #SlavaUkraini
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
I'm a normal person who loves San Francisco a normal amount
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm a normal person who loves San Francisco a normal amount
Silo (2019) is great, like, I also met resistance wanting to install Linux on a work laptop this one time
January 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Silo (2019) is great, like, I also met resistance wanting to install Linux on a work laptop this one time
if 2025 hasn't worked out so far, I recommend my people's tradition of celebrating a second New Year 25 minutes ago
January 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
if 2025 hasn't worked out so far, I recommend my people's tradition of celebrating a second New Year 25 minutes ago
The Nosferatu was good, important to f*ck a bat to end a pandemic
January 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Nosferatu was good, important to f*ck a bat to end a pandemic
My contribution to Challengers discourse
December 30, 2024 at 8:07 AM
My contribution to Challengers discourse
🕎 Happy Hanukkah, y'all.
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
🕎 Happy Hanukkah, y'all.
White Elephant Wish Exchange: 10000 points
Hangover: not friendly
Hangover: not friendly
December 25, 2024 at 7:56 PM
White Elephant Wish Exchange: 10000 points
Hangover: not friendly
Hangover: not friendly
every Thanksgiving, I motorcycle to Pacifica because it's so deeply unreasonable that I actually get to live here 😅💗
December 2, 2024 at 6:38 AM
every Thanksgiving, I motorcycle to Pacifica because it's so deeply unreasonable that I actually get to live here 😅💗
welp my backpack broke in the middle of this motorcycle ride, what do people use for backpacks nowadays?
December 1, 2024 at 10:19 PM
welp my backpack broke in the middle of this motorcycle ride, what do people use for backpacks nowadays?