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SHOULDN'T WE BE TALKING ABOUT IMPEACHMENT?
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
DON'T LET HIM USE BUYING EPSTEINLAND TO DISTRACT YOU
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Johnson is part of our economic collapse! they want us to lose all our money so we become a fiefdom.
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
it's interesting that he only seems to protect Trump when he's lying
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I love the smell of a Doug Kenny reference in the morning!
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Greenland Norway Iceland? THEY'RE all the same because they made an alliance with a country that likes lunatics!
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
ALL they have to do to stop Trump on Greenland is to rename it Epsteinland.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
WHAT GETS ME IS THIS OLD WICKED LOSER IDOLIZES HITLER WHO IS THE BORN LOSER AND HE BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT!

HE USES THOSE HITLER MOTIFS TO SCARE US WHEN WE SHOULD BE FUCKING LAUGHING AT HIM ALL THE WAY TO HIS EVENTUAL ABOLISHMENT AND IMPRISONMENT!
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
NOW let's watch him arrest judges for throwing his cases out of court!
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
But Hitler was misunderstood right? HE'S ABSOLUTELY WHAT UGLY FACADE AMERICA DESERVES!
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Cleptogenisis is just beginning to be understood.
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Us? HE WASN'T EVEN ALIVE.
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
#FYP
THE SOLUTION IS TO RENAME GREENLAND, EPSTEINLAND!

A PEDOPHILE ALWAYS RUNS AWAY FROM HIS CRIME!
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM