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Not your Mama's Texan or your Daddy's Californian!

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DREAMS
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
VOTE TO ABOLISH TRUMP

ARREST HIS CABINET

FIRE AND THEN REFORM ICE!

RELEASE THE FILES!
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
PEOPLE are all upset about Trump wanting to buy a Greenland like he bought all those Venezuelan oil tankers?

I have a perfect solution! the results will be fantastic!

JUST rename it EPSTEINLAND!

See how easy that was?
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Jell-O world since this is my first post, I've decided to give everyone a word of advice.

DON'T take any of mine
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM