Welp. No Chris Stapleton for me

Not a single person under 40 here tonight

Well this kind of sucks. At least I am still not paying for gas.

Much of America might be scary right now but parts of it are still beautiful. Let's hold on to that.

That's a kind offer, whoever you are, but I've got plans tonight

Just going to leave this here.

I was pleased at the half but so worried about a Rockets comeback in the second. But Warriors continued to dominate at Houston. Hield had quite a night. See you in the next round Minnesota! #DubNation

Welcome to San Francisco. Please don't leave your bike unattended, well, ever.

Anybody else ever notice that Wendy's collar and necklace spells MOM?

When plumber's crack is all you have left, find inspiration, and hang on. We'll get through this.

Waymo, my dear friend, you painted yourself into a corner. You cannot turn right here without merging left. This is why hunan intelligence is so much better than AI.

Poor Waymo was confused and stopped because of the emergency vehicles with flashing lights in the lane. Then two bold drivers drove around it and the fire trucks. Finally Waymo got a clue and followed. Peer pressure. Such a beautiful thing.

While visiting fire victims in Pacific Palisades, President Donald Trump enthusiastically throws out rolls of paper towels.