Cowboy
calijonathan.bsky.social
Cowboy
@calijonathan.bsky.social
Just another rum fiend at the Cove.
Welp. No Chris Stapleton for me
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was going to say "Trump's hand up his butt like a muppet" but yours works too, @georgetakei.bsky.social
Squeaker Mike Johnson has no will of his own. Just Trump’s hand up his back, like he's a ventriloquist’s dummy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Congratulations to my UW @gohuskies.bsky.social for defeating Boise State in the L. A. Bowl, 38-10. Smashing!
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Help me understand. If the US Coast Guard seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker en route from Venezuela to Cuba, would that be piracy or an act of war?
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
To quote the Orange Clown, "it's Fake News!" Am I right?
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I suspect that Donald Trump's greatest regret is that he can't pardon Adolf Hitler. Oh, wait. I hope I didn't just give him an idea.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 20d
President Donald Trump said Friday he intends to grant a “full and complete pardon” to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, a move that would erase a major US drug-trafficking conviction for a onetime US ally who is currently serving a 45-year federal prison sentence.
Trump says he will pardon former Honduran president serving sentence in drug-trafficking case | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday he intends to grant a “full and complete pardon” to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, a move that would erase a major US drug-trafficking conviction ...
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I could be wrong, but did someone in the White House staff forget to tell Donald Trump that there is no Nobel Appeasement Prize?
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So is he the Peace President or the Appeasement President? I think Donald Trump has started channeling the ghost of Neville Chamberlain.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not a single person under 40 here tonight
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Maybe real Fool's Gold
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Because apparently children are such a threat to our safety? WTF Trump? Get your head examined.
ICE to open call center to help track migrant children for removal
ICE plans to establish a "National Call Center" to help law enforcement track unaccompanied migrant children for potential removal.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Are these American citizen Christians or Nigerian? It sounds like aggressive overreach for the "Peace President". But probably a distraction from Nicaragua. Or the Epstein Files.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 2
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians. n.pr/47zOzqr
Trump threatens military action in Nigeria over Christian persecution claims
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians.
n.pr
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Andrew. The Royal formerly known as Prince. Now on tour.

Sandringham UK 2025.
US Federal Courthouse, Miami 2026.
Trump Presidential Pardon 2026.
Mar-a-Lago, Florida 2026.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I would say giving Karolyin' Leavitt a furlough is a most excellent place to start.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 4
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Trump administration has to look at ways to "save money in a responsible way that respects the American taxpayer's money" during shutdown.
Karoline Leavitt says White House must cut spending due to shutdown
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Trump administration has to look at ways to "save money in a responsible way that respects the American taxpayer's money" during shutdown.
n.pr
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Too bad Trump's MAGA 'Make America Golf Again' strategy didn't include an American win at the Ryder cup.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 28
JUST IN: Team Europe has retained the Ryder Cup after Shane Lowry managed to snatch half a point on the final hole. https://cnn.it/4mxy57L
September 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by Cowboy
He raged at his minions that he needed something big to distract everyone, and he certainly got it.

The Epstein files must be so much worse than we can even imagine. Trump knows that even his cult won't stand for whatever evidence there is of his abuse and depredation.

Keep up the pressure.
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by Cowboy
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The only vaguely appropriate law enforcement action he has done to date. Promote doughnuts.
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
And yet he was right. He didn't rejoice in the shooting. He just pointed out what we all have seen. Right-wing politicians and the MAGA base just posted vitriolic hate about the left-wing and any imagined perpetrators.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 18
Disney's ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel's late-night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk's suspected killer.

Read more: https://cnn.it/46HBPyT
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Is any non-MAGA American surprised by this?
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well this kind of sucks. At least I am still not paying for gas.
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My father earned his military funeral honors and burial in a VA National Cemetery by a lifetime of service to this beloved nation and never committing insurrection. I bet he's rolling over in his grave.
US Air Force to provide military funeral honors for rioter killed on January 6 | CNN Politics
The US Air Force will provide full military funeral honors for Ashli Babbit, an Air Force veteran and pro-Donald Trump rioter who was shot and killed on January 6 after breaching a sensitive area of t...
www.cnn.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sorry J.D. Russia's significant concessions are like you agreeing not to leave the toilet seat up. Grow up, #manchildvance
US VP Vance says Russia has made significant concessions toward Ukraine peace deal
U.S. Vice President JD Vance said Russia has made "significant concessions" towards a negotiated settlement in its war with Ukraine and was confident progress was being made despite the lack of clear advances towards ending the conflict.
www.reuters.com
August 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
TACO throwing ketchup bottles in a childish tantrum would be on par.
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM