I must remember the “My bad! I’ll try not to do it again” defence if I ever get caught having murdered someone.

This shouldn’t be an unpopular opinion, it’s entirely reasonable.

Save us the bother.
Considerate of them really.

As far as I can see, Truss got it down to 8%.

Come on Keir, you can beat her, I believe in you!

As far as I can see, Truss got it down to 8%.

Come on Keir, you can beat her, I believe in you!

[Tries to find out what the record low is]

Not to mention the store closest to me also completely blocks all mobile phone signals so I can’t even check the sugar levels / glycemic index of possible alternatives online if it’s not on the packet.

That was, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, horrific.

This one didn’t pull its punches.

Runners High is a little like nicotine.
The first few times it’s great but then it rapidly becomes something that gives you absolutely nothing except feeling terrible when you don’t get your fix.

Wasn't the warning time usually stated to be 4 minutes?

Lady’s relative eventually turned up, who happened to be a taxi driver, so he took her to hospital.

IMO

Working class (see also “worker”) is anyone who derives a significant majority (say >75%) of their income from their labour rather than their Capital assets.

Also there are only 2 classes, “middle class” is just the more affluent end of working class, invented to sow internal division.

Starmer's government is one of the ultimate examples of the dog catching the car.

I went to pre-emptively block him . . . . already blocked.
Love it when that happens.

Passive aggressive list adding people deserve their own special circle of hell.
Worst people on the planet.

The ones I hate are the ones that show everything as unticked but when you click the “cancel” or “confirm” or similarly poorly labelled button it checks everything and then closes the window.

She's gotta be up there as a contender for "Most good will burned in history"