George Pete Caleodis
@caleodis.bsky.social
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
You are the Mary Stuart Masterson in the 80's movie that is my life.
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You are the Mary Stuart Masterson in the 80's movie that is my life.
Dear 4:30 AM:
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Dear 4:30 AM:
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
Sometimes my Ohio slips out during linear algebra class:
"You dunno ifn the matrix is orthogonally diagonalizable? Welp, yer gonna hafta Gram-Schmidt that sumbitch."
"You dunno ifn the matrix is orthogonally diagonalizable? Welp, yer gonna hafta Gram-Schmidt that sumbitch."
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sometimes my Ohio slips out during linear algebra class:
"You dunno ifn the matrix is orthogonally diagonalizable? Welp, yer gonna hafta Gram-Schmidt that sumbitch."
"You dunno ifn the matrix is orthogonally diagonalizable? Welp, yer gonna hafta Gram-Schmidt that sumbitch."
A 2nd impeachment involving Bill Clinton and a bj would be such satisfying symmetry.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A 2nd impeachment involving Bill Clinton and a bj would be such satisfying symmetry.
me watching the news:
Why does
"retired four-star general"
sound so much like
"retired porn-star general"?
Why does
"retired four-star general"
sound so much like
"retired porn-star general"?
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
me watching the news:
Why does
"retired four-star general"
sound so much like
"retired porn-star general"?
Why does
"retired four-star general"
sound so much like
"retired porn-star general"?
All I said was
"I was driving so fast
because you were chasing me,
Officer Porkstick."
and suddenly
I'm the funniest one in holding.
"I was driving so fast
because you were chasing me,
Officer Porkstick."
and suddenly
I'm the funniest one in holding.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All I said was
"I was driving so fast
because you were chasing me,
Officer Porkstick."
and suddenly
I'm the funniest one in holding.
"I was driving so fast
because you were chasing me,
Officer Porkstick."
and suddenly
I'm the funniest one in holding.
"...Aristotle, Aristotle
was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
and Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart:
'I drink ∴ I am!'"
was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
and Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart:
'I drink ∴ I am!'"
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"...Aristotle, Aristotle
was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
and Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart:
'I drink ∴ I am!'"
was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
and Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart:
'I drink ∴ I am!'"
Pessimism isn't going to work.
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pessimism isn't going to work.
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No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
...aaaaand Rep. Melanie Stansbury just dropped an f-bomb on Alex Witt! 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
...aaaaand Rep. Melanie Stansbury just dropped an f-bomb on Alex Witt! 🤣
Me:
Thanks to AI, academia is dying before our very eyes! Education and critical thinking are less and less valued by the day! We are exactly one elon away from being full-blown borg!!
my friends:
Hey, at least we'll get blown.
hehehe uh-huhhuh hehehe
Thanks to AI, academia is dying before our very eyes! Education and critical thinking are less and less valued by the day! We are exactly one elon away from being full-blown borg!!
my friends:
Hey, at least we'll get blown.
hehehe uh-huhhuh hehehe
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me:
Thanks to AI, academia is dying before our very eyes! Education and critical thinking are less and less valued by the day! We are exactly one elon away from being full-blown borg!!
my friends:
Hey, at least we'll get blown.
hehehe uh-huhhuh hehehe
Thanks to AI, academia is dying before our very eyes! Education and critical thinking are less and less valued by the day! We are exactly one elon away from being full-blown borg!!
my friends:
Hey, at least we'll get blown.
hehehe uh-huhhuh hehehe
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After 42 years wrongfully incarcerated in the Angola State Penitentiary, Gary Tyler has been living and working as an artist and advocate in Los Angeles for the past decade. via @laist.com
Artist Gary Tyler turns 40 years of wrongful imprisonment into powerful textiles
An exhibition of Tyler’s quilts captures scenes of humanity from within the notorious Louisiana State Penitentiary.
laist.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
After 42 years wrongfully incarcerated in the Angola State Penitentiary, Gary Tyler has been living and working as an artist and advocate in Los Angeles for the past decade. via @laist.com
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
A woman approached me on a Metro platform ranting "Jesus wants you to fast!"
I replied "Then WHY does He keep resurrecting the McRib?!"
I replied "Then WHY does He keep resurrecting the McRib?!"
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A woman approached me on a Metro platform ranting "Jesus wants you to fast!"
I replied "Then WHY does He keep resurrecting the McRib?!"
I replied "Then WHY does He keep resurrecting the McRib?!"
A good artist
lets you know they're alive.
A great artist
reminds you that YOU are alive.
lets you know they're alive.
A great artist
reminds you that YOU are alive.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A good artist
lets you know they're alive.
A great artist
reminds you that YOU are alive.
lets you know they're alive.
A great artist
reminds you that YOU are alive.
I'm just a Balki Bartokomous in a world full of Cousin Larry's.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm just a Balki Bartokomous in a world full of Cousin Larry's.
"We're going to live our lives until we die, possibly by vampire - more likely auto accident or heart disease, but possibly vampire."
- Rick Sanchez
- Rick Sanchez
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"We're going to live our lives until we die, possibly by vampire - more likely auto accident or heart disease, but possibly vampire."
- Rick Sanchez
- Rick Sanchez
Me:
Every one of God's creatures is beautiful.
Me after losing all my Matchington Mansion lives:
Every yippie little puppy deserves to be kicked in its freeloading face.
Every one of God's creatures is beautiful.
Me after losing all my Matchington Mansion lives:
Every yippie little puppy deserves to be kicked in its freeloading face.
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Me:
Every one of God's creatures is beautiful.
Me after losing all my Matchington Mansion lives:
Every yippie little puppy deserves to be kicked in its freeloading face.
Every one of God's creatures is beautiful.
Me after losing all my Matchington Mansion lives:
Every yippie little puppy deserves to be kicked in its freeloading face.
they said:
- Dukakis was unfit because Willie Horton
- it's better to have a drinking buddy POTUS
- if we wait, the smoking gun'll be a mushroom cloud
- you can't appoint a SCOTUS justice before an election
- he would stop wars, lower prices, fight for your freedom
what are they saying today?
- Dukakis was unfit because Willie Horton
- it's better to have a drinking buddy POTUS
- if we wait, the smoking gun'll be a mushroom cloud
- you can't appoint a SCOTUS justice before an election
- he would stop wars, lower prices, fight for your freedom
what are they saying today?
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
they said:
- Dukakis was unfit because Willie Horton
- it's better to have a drinking buddy POTUS
- if we wait, the smoking gun'll be a mushroom cloud
- you can't appoint a SCOTUS justice before an election
- he would stop wars, lower prices, fight for your freedom
what are they saying today?
- Dukakis was unfit because Willie Horton
- it's better to have a drinking buddy POTUS
- if we wait, the smoking gun'll be a mushroom cloud
- you can't appoint a SCOTUS justice before an election
- he would stop wars, lower prices, fight for your freedom
what are they saying today?
LMAO - remember when we didn't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud?! 🤣 🤣🤣
Ow, my spleen! - LMAO
Ow, my spleen! - LMAO
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
LMAO - remember when we didn't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud?! 🤣 🤣🤣
Ow, my spleen! - LMAO
Ow, my spleen! - LMAO
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What about a bloodstone?
Can ya git blood feom wunna those?
Can ya git blood feom wunna those?
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What about a bloodstone?
Can ya git blood feom wunna those?
Can ya git blood feom wunna those?
I'll never own a reciprocating saw.
I insist power tool relationships be one-sided.
I insist power tool relationships be one-sided.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'll never own a reciprocating saw.
I insist power tool relationships be one-sided.
I insist power tool relationships be one-sided.
last time this much of congress was preoccupied with a full release, they impeached Bill Clinton
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
last time this much of congress was preoccupied with a full release, they impeached Bill Clinton
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