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Calemberg
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I passed the Turing Test
Anti-American sentiments cost him Snape’s role
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
‘So, what you packing?’
‘A pimento.’
‘Sorry, what?’
‘Pimento sandwich.’
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The choice of image to go with the caption lmao
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m hearing that RM are looking at their Wednesday’s match against City with anger in their eyes and revenge in their hearts 😱
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have now discovered Radiohead
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Flavoured yogurt saves my ass yet again
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🍽️
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Need a user manual for all life situations asap
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As an absolutely useless individual, it’s easy for me to empathise with Delap.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m scouring the globe for promising molecules.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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in Namibia
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Jesus ate the loaves and fish himself
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bumpappe irl pace abuse
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Vivian Maier (1926 – 2009) US street photographer whose work was discovered after her death. She took more than 150,000 photographs during her lifetime, primarily of the people of Chicago & New York #WomensArt
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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In 2020 the Abraham accords made it possible for Israel to sell military hardware to some Arab states. But its spyware was being used by well before they were signed
Israel may not be popular, but its weapons are
Sales to some Arab states made up 12% of all defence exports in 2024
econ.st
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I may be going blind faster than I thought
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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A zombie is a dead person who seems to be alive or a living person who is dead. A zombie can also be the spirit of a place, usually malignant. A zombie can take the appearance of anyone. Or anything … and that’s what I feel like!
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’ll need to get a propa display port cable to replace the expensive one I got a year back
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM