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Cal/Cale
@calechipconecrimes.bsky.social
he/him. aromantic mess. I ramble sometimes.
December 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
thus spoke the lich!
You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
December 2, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I need to follow more shitposters
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there's a reason fascists always go for the libraries first, just saying
November 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YIPPEEEEEEE YAY YAY YIPPEE
a drawing of a person with the word yippee written on it
Alt: a drawing of the tbh creature (also known as the autism creature) with the word yippee written on it. confetti bursts from the bottom and sides of the image
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by Cal/Cale
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
ice cold hot take: the only times you should look at your phone if you're driving are
A) before you leave
B) once you reach your destination

any other time is immoral and unethical
November 13, 2024 at 7:46 PM
really gotta force my friends to join bluesky so we can spout insane ramblings at each other
November 11, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Cal/Cale
If you're looking for a good book about schools of magic that aren't, you know, written by a transphobe, may I kindly suggest
November 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
worst part about trying to write as a hobby is the constant interruptions and obstacles
November 9, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Cal/Cale
From here: a.co/d/fEoclND
November 8, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I just realized I haven't used a twitter-like social media since I made a Twitter account in 2021-ish in order to vote in MCC
November 8, 2024 at 12:54 PM
pretend I said something funny as my first post on bluesky
November 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM