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Calci
@calcifer07.bsky.social
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Físico, terraria técnico enjoyer y pelacables en mis ratos libres.
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Calci @calcifer07.bsky.social · Jan 1
Voy a intentar hacer un hilo de cosas acabadas este año (seguramente se me acabe olvidando, pero bueno). Dentro hilo
a cartoon of doctor strange screaming with his mouth open in a red cape .
ALT: a cartoon of doctor strange screaming with his mouth open in a red cape .
media.tenor.com
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commiecohen.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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mariacopirosas.bsky.social
La primera pifia del día (hubo MUCHAS)
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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gatocondensado.bsky.social
Los NPCs hablan en un idioma que solo entiende uno del grupo, que tiene que traducirlo a común para comunicárselo al resto, para que otra persona me lo traduzca del común al infracomún.

Va a ser divertido.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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gatocondensado.bsky.social
Guardia: Por favor, entregadme todos los objetos mágicos que llevéis, sin excepciones.

Mercurio, que tiene unos pendientes que le permiten hablar y entender común porque es de inframundo y de lo contrario no se puede comunicar con el resto del grupo: ዐኡ ሃቹልⶴ ክዐ የዪዐ፪ረቹጮ
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Hits hard, not gonna lie
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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xkcd.com
Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/
Comic. Graph with x-axis is time and y-axis is productivity when a major internet service goes down, showing that after the outage begins the line splits, with one end trending down for people whose work relies on the service and with an upward boost for people whose work doesn’t rely on the service. Top branch of line has mini art of a person sitting at their computer desk thinking, “Aw man, the outage took down the Star Wars Legends Wiki.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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estiescribe.bsky.social
Me traigo esto de instagram por si conocéis a artistas que tengan stand en la japan weekend de Valencia y se lo queréis pasar
Storie de Milvilla: Artistas que estáis en la Japan de Valencia. Hay una chica que va de naranja a la que he pillado robándome un puñado (literal, unos 10) llaveros. La he pillado cuando ya se había ido de mi stand porque me ha avisado un chaval, y he tenido que ir corriendo detrás de ella. Cuando ya se había ido me he dado cuenta de que me robó al menos 3 más. El chaval me ha dicho que cree que ha robado en más puestos ya, así que tened cuidado.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Este sábado toca mástear, grupito nuevo...
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Felicidades Franco! 50 añitos muerto ya y subiendo. Espero que descanses genial en este cumplemuerte y sigas así muchos años más.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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tinydoodles.bsky.social
meow
A silly drawing of a cat with the text "I am the opposite of artificial intelligence" at the top and "I am genuine stupidity" at the bottom
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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blackonion.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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beorkor.bsky.social
Genial, lo que nos faltaba. Ooooootra crisis.
comentadortortuga.bsky.social Comentadora Tortuga @comentadortortuga.bsky.social · 14d
El Norte del planeta al borde del colapso climático:
#AMOC en alerta máxima: Islandia declara riesgo existencial por señales de colapso de la gran corriente que calienta Europa. Si falla, Europa enfrenta inviernos brutales, agricultura en crisis, tormentas extremas. No es futuro: es esta década.
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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irensb.bsky.social
Me he topado en mis redes sociales con esta foto de David Tennant y Ewan Mcgregor con falda escocesa en los BAFTA Scotland Awards de ayer, y me veo obligada a compartirla para mejorar el lunes 😁.
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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yovictore.bsky.social
Ayer Ysolda habló de eugenesia y de diferenciar humanos puros de los que no, a lo mejor nos estamos confundiendo de enemigo en Strahd
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Angela hija de la gran puta
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Me he ganado el strike telemático más lejano de la historia en la casa de Andrea
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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dinosalabs.es
He comprado peanas para los amigurumis y si ya estaban bonitos en sí mismos, ahora parecen de auténtica colección 😭❤️

A partir de ya, me podéis decir si los queréis con peanas o sin ellas 😊
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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culturecrave.co
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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hannibal.bsky.social
🛑Pagar 10.000€ o dejar de estudiar, porque recortan plazas gratuitas, NO es libertad de elección.

🛑Pagar un seguro privado, porque en la pública tienes que esperar 1 año para tratarte, NO es libertad de elección.

Están obligando, forzando y chantajeando a la gente para que pase por el aro y pague.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
calcifer07.bsky.social
Me he comprado unos caramelos salados y me los estoy comiendo como putas pipas y no debería
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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cochu.bsky.social
The meme where the calendar turns into an unexpected year turning into February 1804 after the other person says "they just announced the steam machine!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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xkcd.com
What if ALL the sun's power was focused in one place?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!

youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU
What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM