I'm a writer, huh? Explain this:

This reminder that Gideon OBVIOUSLY doesn't know any other seventeen year olds

Batman the Animated Series is wild for this one. Imagine *this* is an abandoned factory in your city. For 14 years. Absolutely not.

I've barely started Butter by Asako Yuzuki but I'm already loving it. This paragraph is just the realist shit.

I can't use my right hand. It has to be under him. If it's not under him, he'll lick my skin off. He regrets nothing

My pets are all obsessed with me but also judgey af

It's my baby guy

My son offended that I made him get off my lap so I could stand.

Started a sourdough starter Friday (4 years later than everyone else but I'm a late bloomer) and she's so cute!

Does Atlas Earth get a lot of traffic from a spokesperson who comes off insufferable? Even if I liked the concept, the idea of having anything in common with this guy makes me not wanna go near it.