Calamity
calamitymushroom.bsky.social
Calamity
@calamitymushroom.bsky.social
They/he writer and nerd
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Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm a writer, huh? Explain this:
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Exactly this. We can't survive in a capitalist society without participating in it. But we can try to fix things. We can try to help people remember to care about each other again.
I love it when someone says to me: "But you participate in it as well. It means you're a capitalist yourself".

Just love that laugh that comes out of me then.
So funny.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My back's really trying to be like "it doesn't even matter if you get treatment for adhd, you aren't gonna be able to do shit anyway."
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Reminder that the government is trying to make you focus on hating trans people and immigrants and focus on worrying about financial survival so they can distract you from realizing every part of your life is being used to give more money to people who already have more than you can conceptualize.
September 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Wounded Knee is a dark stain upon our nation’s history. We must remember it for what it truly was, not for what white nationalists would have it be.
September 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I gotta convince my brain that I'm not gonna stop being real with my therapist because I'm worried I'll make her depressed.
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses and we are facing an opioid crisis. It can be great with responsibile use but we're seeing rampant abuse.
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How weird is it that our sadness reaction is connected to keeping air contaminants out of our bodies?
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cellphone!"
Me realizing chatgpt isn't a ouija board
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Remembering my ex saying my dog has webbed toes when she was trying to guess at her breed. This dog's toes are so defined she looks like she was drawn by a furry.
August 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why are all the Breath of the Wild characters built like Cotton Hill?
a cartoon says the hostess will seat you on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon says the hostess will seat you on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Naming one animal after another (kangaroo rat, swallowtail butterfly) is so wild. Like imagine seeing a whole new animal and saying "Simpsons did it."
July 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump really out here naming bills to force people to compliment them. Next up: The 'Trump is the Best President and Should be King No Takesies Backsies' Bill.
June 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Do you think the Grinch has a cloaca?
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why are they called exotic dancers and not erotic dancers? Like they're being sexy, not doing regional folk dances from Kazakhstan
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Remembering telling my grandparents I thought I might be autistic and how their faces looked like I might have just said I thought I had cancer.
June 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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So.
I've counted. My work is worth about $70 at cheapest prices.

I'm giving it away for $6.

And as always, I've included something new, so this one also includes my previously-unpublished novella Campus Creatures.

Happy Pride 💜 I love you all.

itch.io/s/154118/ela...
June 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I looked at the sky like "oh wow the moon's so bright right now." That's the moon you nocturnal cunt. Stop looking at it.
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This reminder that Gideon OBVIOUSLY doesn't know any other seventeen year olds
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Batman the Animated Series is wild for this one. Imagine *this* is an abandoned factory in your city. For 14 years. Absolutely not.
May 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm normally of the opinion that Homer Simpson is an asshole. But S2E15 "O Brother, Where Art Thou" Homer did nothing wrong and Herbert was a prick who deserved for his company to go bankrupt if that's how he ran it.
May 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reading The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander and I knew the law was stacked against black people but I didn't realize it was this bad or this overt. The Supreme Court has really taken every opportunity to give police the legal right to abuse and incarcerate black people for being black
April 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Had someone ask me today "how autistic are you?" I was like... dude, idk a six?
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Time for my Five Hours After My ADHD Meds song:
🎵My stomach feels like aaaaass, my stomach feels like ass, I'm doing my best not to throw up 'cuz my stomach feels like aaaaass🎵
April 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM