Soundtrack:

Now, listen, Dracula is open to criticism, providing that it's *constructive*...

::hazy figure in the arctic distance, hollering:: GIT TAE FUCK VICTOR

"The Scottish Monster"

"I ken that for the sympathy o ae livin bein, I wad mak peace wi aw. I hae luve in me the likes o whilk ye can scantly imagine an rage the likes o whilk ye wadnae believe. Gin I cannae satisfy the ae, I will indulge the ither" eatin a mars bar the whole time

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, or "The Monster Was Roundly Fucked"

I've lived in the 'burbs my entire life, sir, and I have never before heard so many of my nice, centrist neighbors openly advocating for direct acts of political violence. "If it weren't for my bad knee..." and all that.

Counterpoint: Wade von Grawbadger sounds like a zeppelin thief.

We're halfway through the first six-episode arc and we're pretty well invested. We'll have to see with a couple more episodes under our belts...

I'm getting the impression that a lot of people would like to see Chuck Schumer "retire," as quickly and painfully as possible.

It's gonna scratch that itch for me of 1970s British scifi television series that are equally watchable and pleasantly ignorable at the same time.

Well, it's fuckin' nuts so far, but I'm definitely feeling its groove.

Yeah, much much too soon. We were all feeling very positive about his chances, it's gutting.

"Rhett Skye -- At Night!" That's my idea for a show about a guy named Rhett Skye who solves crimes after dark.