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calamitydrive.bsky.social
@calamitydrive.bsky.social
what even is that??
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Hi, I launched my solo project Death Machine yesterday. Please utilize it to escape the horrors of this reality.

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Conquer the mechanical citadel in Death Machine - a metroidvania, with a roguelite item system. Gather items to gain strength, navigate the perilous machine world, leverage the aid of ancient demons, ...
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January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
i think my friend snuck me the straight wine bc im listening to 2018 post malone in the uber home
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I actually need an emotional support grumpy old man to work with me at all times. He needs to be swearing under his breath constantly, wiping the sweat off his brow, and telling me tales that start with ‘back in the day this wouldn’t have happened’
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
could you stop breaching privacy for five whole minutes?
shrek and fiona from shrek are looking out of a tent
ALT: shrek and fiona from shrek are looking out of a tent
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January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
can we have ninajirachi for ultra tho??
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
based on the top 50 songs in nz’s chart from spotify, you can tell half of nz’s dads have been boozing and bbqing their way through summer
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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that predator's usin' grok/ that name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Knowing my jjk mug prob has lead on it but drinking hot chocolate anyway bc im chosen
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 AM
NZ has been running on fumes for decades and baby, we’re about to run out of fumes 😎
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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3 mimir
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
when you go to listen to beyonce and rediscover a core national relic
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
that’s a wrap on 2025 working year baby
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
when I’ve had two glasses of wine at work
a hairless chihuahua wearing a cowboy hat sticking its tongue out
ALT: a hairless chihuahua wearing a cowboy hat sticking its tongue out
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December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel https://theonion.com/orlando-bloom-spotted-at-dinner-with-angela-merkel/
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you know when your body finally decides to kick up a fuss after you’ve pushed it a little too far and you take the day off work but then you instantly feel better then you feel all guilty about it.

it’s actually bc you listened to your body. that’s why you feel better. so don’t feel guilty 🥳
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
laneway locked in, worship 26 locked in, ultra locked in. my bank account? locked away
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
jail for pdfs that don’t allow copying. 1000 year sentence.
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
spreading the good word of fontaines dc like a preacher
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it’s called range
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i hate the song hotel california!! let them leave!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
when im waiting for the bus to work ill just connect to the wifi outside my old work. reduce reuse recycle
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM