Calamity Bunny
@calamitybunny.bsky.social
Recovered attorney, former animal rescue volunteer, and stay-at-home parent to two dogs and three cats. My favorite word starts with “m,”ends with “r,” and can be found on just about every page of Miles Davis’s autobiography. Long live the Oxford comma.
@jaketapper.bsky.social where are you?
No comparison. When Biden so much as tripped, it was a week-long story. When Trump has no idea where he is and drifts off mid-event— media silence.
This isn’t the first time. What’s up?!
This isn’t the first time. What’s up?!
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@jaketapper.bsky.social where are you?
Watching the Jack Palance version of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (dated, but not bad) and struck by the resemblance between Jack Palance and Liam Neeson.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Watching the Jack Palance version of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (dated, but not bad) and struck by the resemblance between Jack Palance and Liam Neeson.
But it looked so cool!*
*for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm
*for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm
Live your life so that there are never multiple news stories interviewing your friends and acquaintances about when you knew you had a Nazi tattoo
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
But it looked so cool!*
*for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm
*for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm
We in Vermont are trying our damndest to do some shit that will cause other countries to reconsider their relationship with Alabama.
Also as I understand it the Reagan ad was run by Ontario Province, not by Canada’s federal government or privy council or whatever. Imagine if countries cut off trade with us because of shit Alabama or Vermont did.
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We in Vermont are trying our damndest to do some shit that will cause other countries to reconsider their relationship with Alabama.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Word on the street is that as part of Trump’s plan to turn the White House into his own private Versailles the next step is to create a fake peasant village where Melania Antoinette will dress up as a milkmaid and he will exercise droit de seigneur on the American people
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Word on the street is that as part of Trump’s plan to turn the White House into his own private Versailles the next step is to create a fake peasant village where Melania Antoinette will dress up as a milkmaid and he will exercise droit de seigneur on the American people
Wait, what??
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wait, what??
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to a conservative politician who wants regime change and backs Trump’s extrajudicial killings of alleged drug smugglers, and he’s still pissed he didn’t get it. #nobelpeaceprize
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to a conservative politician who wants regime change and backs Trump’s extrajudicial killings of alleged drug smugglers, and he’s still pissed he didn’t get it. #nobelpeaceprize
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been a public advocate for Machado and joined other U.S. lawmakers last year, when he was a senator, to support her nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .
Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been a public advocate for Machado and joined other U.S. lawmakers last year, when he was a senator, to support her nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .
Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .
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Suspend Habeus Corpus? That hardworking Roman prison guard? He didn't do anything wrong except for that time he released Biggus Dickus instead of Brian.
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Suspend Habeus Corpus? That hardworking Roman prison guard? He didn't do anything wrong except for that time he released Biggus Dickus instead of Brian.
This 👇
AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.
October 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This 👇
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#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks
If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕
If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕
October 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks
If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕
If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕
If the Nobel Peace Prize committee offered Drumpf the prize on the condition he and all his minions resign, do you think he’d take it? Or maybe if they just require him to fire and ostracize Stephen Miller?
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If the Nobel Peace Prize committee offered Drumpf the prize on the condition he and all his minions resign, do you think he’d take it? Or maybe if they just require him to fire and ostracize Stephen Miller?
When you have a plethora of tomatoes, and a craving for a cruelty-free BLT. #HailSeitan #PraiseSeitan #VermontVegan #FatVegan #WhatVegansEat
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October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When you have a plethora of tomatoes, and a craving for a cruelty-free BLT. #HailSeitan #PraiseSeitan #VermontVegan #FatVegan #WhatVegansEat
www.sunnysidehanne.com/how-to-make-...
www.sunnysidehanne.com/how-to-make-...
How is it that I lived 64 years without knowing that Spencer Tracy, Lana Turner and Ingrid Bergman starred in a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? A truly terrible version, I might add. Thank you, TCM, for broadening my horizons.
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How is it that I lived 64 years without knowing that Spencer Tracy, Lana Turner and Ingrid Bergman starred in a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? A truly terrible version, I might add. Thank you, TCM, for broadening my horizons.
I assume postage stamps will be next.
October 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I assume postage stamps will be next.
Rest in power, Jane
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Rest in power, Jane
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if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
Stolen from a friend on FB
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Stolen from a friend on FB
Because I just can’t with any other news today, I am only reading @in-otter-news.bsky.social
I’m not sure I want to know what he’s done this time…
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Because I just can’t with any other news today, I am only reading @in-otter-news.bsky.social
You say A-bra-ham, I say Ah-bra-hahm, let’s call the whole thing off . . . These stream of consciousness pressers are killing me
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You say A-bra-ham, I say Ah-bra-hahm, let’s call the whole thing off . . . These stream of consciousness pressers are killing me
What’s the over/under on how long it takes for Trump to demand that NBC replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood or Kid Rock ?
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What’s the over/under on how long it takes for Trump to demand that NBC replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood or Kid Rock ?
The only army that Portland needs is the #TimbersArmy. Sic Chara on those ICE bastards.
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The only army that Portland needs is the #TimbersArmy. Sic Chara on those ICE bastards.
Why is our party represented by such invertebrates?
So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.
These two gotta go.
These two gotta go.
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why is our party represented by such invertebrates?
If he can release the Earhart files, he can release the Epstein files
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If he can release the Earhart files, he can release the Epstein files
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