Bingus
@calamitouscorvid.bsky.social
Just another cantankerous internet dipshit and reply-guy in recovery.
I mostly bitch about driving because it's the biggest source of strife in my personal life.
I mostly bitch about driving because it's the biggest source of strife in my personal life.
The algorithm is too good sometimes
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The algorithm is too good sometimes
Such a shit take. It reeks of sweaty rich people trying hard to move the target off their back and reminds me of the insufferable habit wealthy people have of pretending they are not wealthy.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Such a shit take. It reeks of sweaty rich people trying hard to move the target off their back and reminds me of the insufferable habit wealthy people have of pretending they are not wealthy.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
Have you checked your car cabin filter lately? You should.
July 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Have you checked your car cabin filter lately? You should.
I once saw a dog that was a mix of a Chihuahua and a Pitbull.
You can't stop nature baby.
You can't stop nature baby.
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I once saw a dog that was a mix of a Chihuahua and a Pitbull.
You can't stop nature baby.
You can't stop nature baby.
American passenger trains are only worth it if you consider your time worthless and have no concept of value. Most of the time it's not any cheaper than a flight and takes longer than a drive. Which sucks because trains rule!
Imagine paying double the price and spending 28 hours getting there!
Imagine paying double the price and spending 28 hours getting there!
June 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
American passenger trains are only worth it if you consider your time worthless and have no concept of value. Most of the time it's not any cheaper than a flight and takes longer than a drive. Which sucks because trains rule!
Imagine paying double the price and spending 28 hours getting there!
Imagine paying double the price and spending 28 hours getting there!
Fuck yeah dude but I'll top that!
Got a pressed recording of the original alternate lyrics from the Peel Sessions 🤙🏻
Got a pressed recording of the original alternate lyrics from the Peel Sessions 🤙🏻
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Fuck yeah dude but I'll top that!
Got a pressed recording of the original alternate lyrics from the Peel Sessions 🤙🏻
Got a pressed recording of the original alternate lyrics from the Peel Sessions 🤙🏻
It's also just a complete misnomer. They're not "rubber bullets" they're massive STEEL BALLS covered in a thin layer of hard rubber. They can kill and maim easily which is why they're considered Less Lethal munitions.
This is what they actually look like.
This is what they actually look like.
June 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's also just a complete misnomer. They're not "rubber bullets" they're massive STEEL BALLS covered in a thin layer of hard rubber. They can kill and maim easily which is why they're considered Less Lethal munitions.
This is what they actually look like.
This is what they actually look like.
There it is. There's that neoliberal white moderate hand wringing that Dr King EXPLICITLY complained about in his letter from prison. He went as far as to state that people like this are a greater obstacle to civil rights than the KKK.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
June 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
There it is. There's that neoliberal white moderate hand wringing that Dr King EXPLICITLY complained about in his letter from prison. He went as far as to state that people like this are a greater obstacle to civil rights than the KKK.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
If I have to hear one more neoliberal dipshit bring up the Nuremberg trials. I'm jumping into a fucking River. Less than 30 Nazis were prosecuted. Stop coping.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If I have to hear one more neoliberal dipshit bring up the Nuremberg trials. I'm jumping into a fucking River. Less than 30 Nazis were prosecuted. Stop coping.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
Reminder that Zuckerberg has purchased over 1600 acres of Hawaiian land to turn into a delusional doomsday compound where he can hide from the poors while the machinations of his bullshit cause the world to burn.
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reminder that Zuckerberg has purchased over 1600 acres of Hawaiian land to turn into a delusional doomsday compound where he can hide from the poors while the machinations of his bullshit cause the world to burn.
Girlfriend got me a completely random surprise gift. Never even knew these existed and she snatched a pair for me.
If you need me I'll be ring shopping.
If you need me I'll be ring shopping.
May 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Girlfriend got me a completely random surprise gift. Never even knew these existed and she snatched a pair for me.
If you need me I'll be ring shopping.
If you need me I'll be ring shopping.
The Internet will go down right next to the gun as one of the most pivotal and also most destructive things to human society that has ever been created by man.
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The Internet will go down right next to the gun as one of the most pivotal and also most destructive things to human society that has ever been created by man.
A lot of people don't know this but car toppers are free. You can just take them.
March 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A lot of people don't know this but car toppers are free. You can just take them.
My favorite part is that he was already dressed like Dib.
March 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My favorite part is that he was already dressed like Dib.
Sometimes comments hit so good
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes comments hit so good
I love it when the algorithm puts two posts together like this 🤌🏻🤌🏻
March 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I love it when the algorithm puts two posts together like this 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Just in case you ever thought these Zionist special interest groups ever gave a shit about Jews at all and weren't just a way to funnel money to Israel.
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just in case you ever thought these Zionist special interest groups ever gave a shit about Jews at all and weren't just a way to funnel money to Israel.
The funny part is people have been unironically making this argument for the last few years.
" Democrats keep calling me a racist which is why I decided to be racist now"
" Democrats keep calling me a racist which is why I decided to be racist now"
January 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The funny part is people have been unironically making this argument for the last few years.
" Democrats keep calling me a racist which is why I decided to be racist now"
" Democrats keep calling me a racist which is why I decided to be racist now"
Nice to see that Nintendo has heard your concerns about durability and has chosen to use the most fragile proprietary connector possible to connect the new joy-cons to the switch 2.
Pogo pins? Lolno.
And they put the fragile part on the console so when it breaks it's way more expensive to fix.
Pogo pins? Lolno.
And they put the fragile part on the console so when it breaks it's way more expensive to fix.
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nice to see that Nintendo has heard your concerns about durability and has chosen to use the most fragile proprietary connector possible to connect the new joy-cons to the switch 2.
Pogo pins? Lolno.
And they put the fragile part on the console so when it breaks it's way more expensive to fix.
Pogo pins? Lolno.
And they put the fragile part on the console so when it breaks it's way more expensive to fix.
Bro check out the fire ass tenders I just fried up. Cane's ain't got shit on me man.
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bro check out the fire ass tenders I just fried up. Cane's ain't got shit on me man.
Buddy. You need to read more.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. These are really basic facts that you should definitely know before you publicly start whining about things.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. These are really basic facts that you should definitely know before you publicly start whining about things.
January 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Buddy. You need to read more.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. These are really basic facts that you should definitely know before you publicly start whining about things.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. These are really basic facts that you should definitely know before you publicly start whining about things.
Here you go big guy, it seems like you were looking for this.
You're so smart and awesome keep it up buddy.
You're so smart and awesome keep it up buddy.
January 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Here you go big guy, it seems like you were looking for this.
You're so smart and awesome keep it up buddy.
You're so smart and awesome keep it up buddy.