Bingus
@calamitouscorvid.bsky.social
Just another cantankerous internet dipshit and reply-guy in recovery.
I mostly bitch about driving because it's the biggest source of strife in my personal life.
I mostly bitch about driving because it's the biggest source of strife in my personal life.
The algorithm is too good sometimes
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The algorithm is too good sometimes
The most infuriating thing about the #ai discussion is the fact that the average person seems to think AI begins and ends at ChatGPT.
You should be much more worried about the AI surveillance network being built in your city and the fact that they're the ones denying your insurance claims.
You should be much more worried about the AI surveillance network being built in your city and the fact that they're the ones denying your insurance claims.
July 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The most infuriating thing about the #ai discussion is the fact that the average person seems to think AI begins and ends at ChatGPT.
You should be much more worried about the AI surveillance network being built in your city and the fact that they're the ones denying your insurance claims.
You should be much more worried about the AI surveillance network being built in your city and the fact that they're the ones denying your insurance claims.
Such a shit take. It reeks of sweaty rich people trying hard to move the target off their back and reminds me of the insufferable habit wealthy people have of pretending they are not wealthy.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Such a shit take. It reeks of sweaty rich people trying hard to move the target off their back and reminds me of the insufferable habit wealthy people have of pretending they are not wealthy.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
The "guy who's not my enemy" VOTES for the billionaire's policies, you dumb bitch. He can get fucked, too.
Apparently the CEO of #astronomer has "stepped down" according to the companies official statement.
Conspicuously missing is and mention of the women. Ten bucks says they either let her keep her job or pay her to go away so she doesn't try to flip the script and sue since she was a subordinate.
Conspicuously missing is and mention of the women. Ten bucks says they either let her keep her job or pay her to go away so she doesn't try to flip the script and sue since she was a subordinate.
July 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Apparently the CEO of #astronomer has "stepped down" according to the companies official statement.
Conspicuously missing is and mention of the women. Ten bucks says they either let her keep her job or pay her to go away so she doesn't try to flip the script and sue since she was a subordinate.
Conspicuously missing is and mention of the women. Ten bucks says they either let her keep her job or pay her to go away so she doesn't try to flip the script and sue since she was a subordinate.
Hot take: It should be illegal to add pleasant fragrances to products that contain toxic chemicals. We have trained multiple generations of people to WANT to inhale some absolutely insane shit and handwaved away all liability with some tiny text on the back of the label.
Bad things should smell bad!
Bad things should smell bad!
July 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hot take: It should be illegal to add pleasant fragrances to products that contain toxic chemicals. We have trained multiple generations of people to WANT to inhale some absolutely insane shit and handwaved away all liability with some tiny text on the back of the label.
Bad things should smell bad!
Bad things should smell bad!
If you believe we will ever see the untainted Epstein files or the complete list of his clients you are without question one of the most delusional human beings who has ever lived.
The only person who has control of that list is Netanyahu because Epstein WAS A MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
Grow up.
The only person who has control of that list is Netanyahu because Epstein WAS A MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
Grow up.
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If you believe we will ever see the untainted Epstein files or the complete list of his clients you are without question one of the most delusional human beings who has ever lived.
The only person who has control of that list is Netanyahu because Epstein WAS A MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
Grow up.
The only person who has control of that list is Netanyahu because Epstein WAS A MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
Grow up.
I had a moment like this once walking into a museum in Minnesota. A group of 3 helicopters flew overhead as we were walking in and suddenly every visible man in the area including myself stopped in their tracks and watched them fly by. It was so fascinating.
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From the JustGuysBeingDudes community on Reddit: It can't be explained.
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July 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I had a moment like this once walking into a museum in Minnesota. A group of 3 helicopters flew overhead as we were walking in and suddenly every visible man in the area including myself stopped in their tracks and watched them fly by. It was so fascinating.
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Have you checked your car cabin filter lately? You should.
July 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Have you checked your car cabin filter lately? You should.
Sometimes it feels like the world was just built wrong and now there's literally just no way to fix it. From the actual physical design of our cities to the social structures we've put in place, it really does feel like there's so much that's fundamentally wrong. How do you fix that?
July 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sometimes it feels like the world was just built wrong and now there's literally just no way to fix it. From the actual physical design of our cities to the social structures we've put in place, it really does feel like there's so much that's fundamentally wrong. How do you fix that?
Every company needs a guy named Dale who sits in all the product meetings. Dale has no high school diploma and he is easily annoyed. His whole job is to sit in these meetings with a baseball bat and every time you suggest some idea for the product that annoys him he hits you with it.
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Every company needs a guy named Dale who sits in all the product meetings. Dale has no high school diploma and he is easily annoyed. His whole job is to sit in these meetings with a baseball bat and every time you suggest some idea for the product that annoys him he hits you with it.
As my cat immediately walks away from the bowl of wet food he just got done literally screaming at me incessantly for, I truly and fully understand why some people absolutely fucking hate these creatures.
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As my cat immediately walks away from the bowl of wet food he just got done literally screaming at me incessantly for, I truly and fully understand why some people absolutely fucking hate these creatures.
Uh oh, Sydney Sweeney showed up with all the other skinwalkers for Bezos' wedding. Time to watch gooners twist themselves into a knot to explain why she's somehow different than anyone else there.
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Uh oh, Sydney Sweeney showed up with all the other skinwalkers for Bezos' wedding. Time to watch gooners twist themselves into a knot to explain why she's somehow different than anyone else there.
No turn signal at all: dick move. Everyone hates you.
Before you hit the brakes: Perfect. No notes. Early warning of braking.
After the brakes: not as good. Missed the chance to pre-warn about braking. Still better than none.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN: You're too dumb to be alive. Give up.
Before you hit the brakes: Perfect. No notes. Early warning of braking.
After the brakes: not as good. Missed the chance to pre-warn about braking. Still better than none.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN: You're too dumb to be alive. Give up.
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
No turn signal at all: dick move. Everyone hates you.
Before you hit the brakes: Perfect. No notes. Early warning of braking.
After the brakes: not as good. Missed the chance to pre-warn about braking. Still better than none.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN: You're too dumb to be alive. Give up.
Before you hit the brakes: Perfect. No notes. Early warning of braking.
After the brakes: not as good. Missed the chance to pre-warn about braking. Still better than none.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN: You're too dumb to be alive. Give up.
Dear neoliberals who think the justice system will prevail.
Only 19 Nazis were convicted at Nuremberg. Thousands were never held accountable and many were given cushy jobs and exempted from any consequence.
If you think lawsuits and trials are coming to save you, you're already dead.
Only 19 Nazis were convicted at Nuremberg. Thousands were never held accountable and many were given cushy jobs and exempted from any consequence.
If you think lawsuits and trials are coming to save you, you're already dead.
June 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dear neoliberals who think the justice system will prevail.
Only 19 Nazis were convicted at Nuremberg. Thousands were never held accountable and many were given cushy jobs and exempted from any consequence.
If you think lawsuits and trials are coming to save you, you're already dead.
Only 19 Nazis were convicted at Nuremberg. Thousands were never held accountable and many were given cushy jobs and exempted from any consequence.
If you think lawsuits and trials are coming to save you, you're already dead.
With a few notable exceptions, crispy is almost always better than crunchy.
June 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
With a few notable exceptions, crispy is almost always better than crunchy.
I am begging. Pleading. Shitting crying and pissing on my knees. Just please, please, STOP INTERRUPTING THE FUCKING HOLD MUSIC EVERY 10 SECONDS TO ASK ME TO LEAVE A CALLBACK NUMBER OR THANK ME FOR WAITING.
You are constantly fucking with me thinking someone is picking up, quit this bullshit.
You are constantly fucking with me thinking someone is picking up, quit this bullshit.
June 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am begging. Pleading. Shitting crying and pissing on my knees. Just please, please, STOP INTERRUPTING THE FUCKING HOLD MUSIC EVERY 10 SECONDS TO ASK ME TO LEAVE A CALLBACK NUMBER OR THANK ME FOR WAITING.
You are constantly fucking with me thinking someone is picking up, quit this bullshit.
You are constantly fucking with me thinking someone is picking up, quit this bullshit.
If police put even 10% of the effort into real crimes as they do shit like this we might actually see justice. They're really trying to make us all so mad we just toss our phones in the trash.
Can't catch these murderers and pedophiles though!
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Can't catch these murderers and pedophiles though!
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Washington targets speeders with cellphone data
Discover how Washington State Patrol uses cellphone data to pinpoint speeding hotspots and enhance road safety across key highways. Stay safe with new insights.
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June 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If police put even 10% of the effort into real crimes as they do shit like this we might actually see justice. They're really trying to make us all so mad we just toss our phones in the trash.
Can't catch these murderers and pedophiles though!
www.king5.com/article/news...
Can't catch these murderers and pedophiles though!
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Don't forget to lubricate and maintain your coping mechanisms.
June 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Don't forget to lubricate and maintain your coping mechanisms.
STOP ASKING AND STOP SHOWING UP ALONE YOU STUPID MOUTH BREATHING TROGLODYTES. THE LAW IS CLEAR. SHOW UP WITH STATE POLICE AND NG AND DETAIN ANYONE WHO OPPOSES YOU.
Fucking tired of Democrats pretending to do shit and then pretending to be surprised when their shit fails.
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Fucking tired of Democrats pretending to do shit and then pretending to be surprised when their shit fails.
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From the 50501 community on Reddit: ICE denied U.S. Reps. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) and Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) entry into its South Loop facility in Chicago.
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June 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
STOP ASKING AND STOP SHOWING UP ALONE YOU STUPID MOUTH BREATHING TROGLODYTES. THE LAW IS CLEAR. SHOW UP WITH STATE POLICE AND NG AND DETAIN ANYONE WHO OPPOSES YOU.
Fucking tired of Democrats pretending to do shit and then pretending to be surprised when their shit fails.
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Fucking tired of Democrats pretending to do shit and then pretending to be surprised when their shit fails.
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Whether you believe the catheter thing or not, you've got to be a special kind of mentally deficient to believe that Donald fucking Trump has a giant penis and this is the first time we're ever hearing or seeing about it.
Even his most feverish supporters admit he's braggadocious. No chance.
Even his most feverish supporters admit he's braggadocious. No chance.
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whether you believe the catheter thing or not, you've got to be a special kind of mentally deficient to believe that Donald fucking Trump has a giant penis and this is the first time we're ever hearing or seeing about it.
Even his most feverish supporters admit he's braggadocious. No chance.
Even his most feverish supporters admit he's braggadocious. No chance.
Reposting because finding a pixel artist who is literally willing to work for exposure is crazy as hell.
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Reposting because finding a pixel artist who is literally willing to work for exposure is crazy as hell.
Oh yeah I'm soooo sure that a bunch of looters who just smashed an Apple store all decided to leave their stolen phones gently on the curb right next to each other when the alarms went off instead of just smashing them against the concrete. This shit is so bogus 🙄.
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Every Apple device stolen from the Apple Store in Downtown Los Angeles last night is now sounding an alarm saying it should be returned
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June 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh yeah I'm soooo sure that a bunch of looters who just smashed an Apple store all decided to leave their stolen phones gently on the curb right next to each other when the alarms went off instead of just smashing them against the concrete. This shit is so bogus 🙄.
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There it is. There's that neoliberal white moderate hand wringing that Dr King EXPLICITLY complained about in his letter from prison. He went as far as to state that people like this are a greater obstacle to civil rights than the KKK.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
June 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
There it is. There's that neoliberal white moderate hand wringing that Dr King EXPLICITLY complained about in his letter from prison. He went as far as to state that people like this are a greater obstacle to civil rights than the KKK.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
The whitewashing is insane. Fuck these people so much.
If I have to hear one more neoliberal dipshit bring up the Nuremberg trials. I'm jumping into a fucking River. Less than 30 Nazis were prosecuted. Stop coping.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If I have to hear one more neoliberal dipshit bring up the Nuremberg trials. I'm jumping into a fucking River. Less than 30 Nazis were prosecuted. Stop coping.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
The courts aren't coming to save us.
Mark Cuban is living proof that being a billionaire just poisons your brain. Even as one of the least evil examples of his kind he's still completely out of touch with the reality of the common man and is such a sensitive little bitch about how much attention people pay to him he simply can't relate
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Mark Cuban is living proof that being a billionaire just poisons your brain. Even as one of the least evil examples of his kind he's still completely out of touch with the reality of the common man and is such a sensitive little bitch about how much attention people pay to him he simply can't relate