Max
@cajunmax.bsky.social
Cajun, Taurus, Transman, LSU football & baseball fan. Fishing is life. No, I don’t want to see your titties or buy your crypto.
Any deadnaming or misgendering of my Trans siblings will be reported. FAFO.
NO DMs, PORN, or RELIGIOSITY. No posts, no follow.
Any deadnaming or misgendering of my Trans siblings will be reported. FAFO.
NO DMs, PORN, or RELIGIOSITY. No posts, no follow.
Check out the caption; I think they meant to say “shirtless”, but I could be wrong…
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Check out the caption; I think they meant to say “shirtless”, but I could be wrong…
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Phew. Okay, so, this is tough.
I can't afford to pay for the surgery my beloved Eugenides needs to save his mouth from severe inflammation and infection. I'm chronically underpaid by my day job and already struggling financially.
Please ... I need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gen-sad-ki...
I can't afford to pay for the surgery my beloved Eugenides needs to save his mouth from severe inflammation and infection. I'm chronically underpaid by my day job and already struggling financially.
Please ... I need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gen-sad-ki...
Donate to Help give Gen a chance at a long, healthy life!, organized by Allie Kleber
TL;DR - beloved cat, severe periodontal disease, expensive surgery, broke… Allie Kleber needs your support for Help give Gen a chance at a long, healthy life!
www.gofundme.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Phew. Okay, so, this is tough.
I can't afford to pay for the surgery my beloved Eugenides needs to save his mouth from severe inflammation and infection. I'm chronically underpaid by my day job and already struggling financially.
Please ... I need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gen-sad-ki...
I can't afford to pay for the surgery my beloved Eugenides needs to save his mouth from severe inflammation and infection. I'm chronically underpaid by my day job and already struggling financially.
Please ... I need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gen-sad-ki...
We are rotting from the inside.
August 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We are rotting from the inside.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that “Intellect” wasn’t one of those words…
May 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that “Intellect” wasn’t one of those words…
I’m going to start referring to everyone in this administration as howler monkeys. They open their mouths and scream at everything they don’t understand, and nothing makes sense to them.
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m going to start referring to everyone in this administration as howler monkeys. They open their mouths and scream at everything they don’t understand, and nothing makes sense to them.
It’s early, the news is gut-wrenching, and I have to bury my mom tomorrow. All I have to say is this: Fuck this administration and all its participants. I’ve never seen more hatred toward people who aren’t them. We just don’t have enough Luigi’s to go around.
March 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It’s early, the news is gut-wrenching, and I have to bury my mom tomorrow. All I have to say is this: Fuck this administration and all its participants. I’ve never seen more hatred toward people who aren’t them. We just don’t have enough Luigi’s to go around.
Fuck this administration and all of the white men hell-bent on dismantling my country…
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fuck this administration and all of the white men hell-bent on dismantling my country…
When I voted for him,
I voted against them.
And now I look around,
And the pickings are slim.
No eggs at the store,
Gas prices have soared.
I might lose my job,
Am I such a knob?
I got them mean old, dirty old,
Fuck Around and Find Out blues.
1/2
I voted against them.
And now I look around,
And the pickings are slim.
No eggs at the store,
Gas prices have soared.
I might lose my job,
Am I such a knob?
I got them mean old, dirty old,
Fuck Around and Find Out blues.
1/2
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When I voted for him,
I voted against them.
And now I look around,
And the pickings are slim.
No eggs at the store,
Gas prices have soared.
I might lose my job,
Am I such a knob?
I got them mean old, dirty old,
Fuck Around and Find Out blues.
1/2
I voted against them.
And now I look around,
And the pickings are slim.
No eggs at the store,
Gas prices have soared.
I might lose my job,
Am I such a knob?
I got them mean old, dirty old,
Fuck Around and Find Out blues.
1/2
This is what’s going on. Sorry, Orange Fuckknuckle: you’re caught lying once again.
January 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is what’s going on. Sorry, Orange Fuckknuckle: you’re caught lying once again.
I sure did want to see Josh Allen and the Bills in the AFC championship game. Oh well, they did play like champions.
January 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I sure did want to see Josh Allen and the Bills in the AFC championship game. Oh well, they did play like champions.
Goddammit, Democrats! Quit standing around with your thumbs up your asses and do something. Anything. The country is falling the fuck apart and y’all are worried about image. Screw that. Fix shit now and fix your image later. Damn.
January 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Goddammit, Democrats! Quit standing around with your thumbs up your asses and do something. Anything. The country is falling the fuck apart and y’all are worried about image. Screw that. Fix shit now and fix your image later. Damn.
I wonder if Hegseth shared his safe word with Leon and the Orange Fuckknuckle.
January 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I wonder if Hegseth shared his safe word with Leon and the Orange Fuckknuckle.
Time to Pelican Brief, boys and girls and those who ID as neither. It happened once before, it can happen again…
January 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Time to Pelican Brief, boys and girls and those who ID as neither. It happened once before, it can happen again…
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No, Lily. I won’t follow you. I don’t want to see your big titties all over my page when I open it up. Damn.
January 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No, Lily. I won’t follow you. I don’t want to see your big titties all over my page when I open it up. Damn.
Y’all may be reluctant to say it, but I’m not: Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Garland, and fuck anyone who cast a Republican vote or didn’t bother to get off their ass TO vote. Y’all are seeing them skullfuck the U.S. without even taking office. Wait until 1/20.
January 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Y’all may be reluctant to say it, but I’m not: Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Garland, and fuck anyone who cast a Republican vote or didn’t bother to get off their ass TO vote. Y’all are seeing them skullfuck the U.S. without even taking office. Wait until 1/20.
@jimidragon.bsky.social—Dang! That would put Sissy Hankshaw’s thumbs to shame!!
January 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@jimidragon.bsky.social—Dang! That would put Sissy Hankshaw’s thumbs to shame!!
I don’t blame Justin Trudeau one bit for resigning. I wouldn’t want to put up with four more years of DJTs bullshit, either. (I know there are other issues, but this stands out.)
January 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don’t blame Justin Trudeau one bit for resigning. I wouldn’t want to put up with four more years of DJTs bullshit, either. (I know there are other issues, but this stands out.)
Louisiana AG tells schools how to display the Ten Commandments, offers legal defense
January 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Louisiana AG tells schools how to display the Ten Commandments, offers legal defense
Admitted child rapist and retired priest Lawrence Hecker dies aged 93 - The Guardian.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
December 28, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Admitted child rapist and retired priest Lawrence Hecker dies aged 93 - The Guardian.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
Republicans called COVID the Wuhan virus. Since this new bird virus is emanating from someone in Louisiana, it would be a shame if we didn’t call it the WhoDat virus.
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Republicans called COVID the Wuhan virus. Since this new bird virus is emanating from someone in Louisiana, it would be a shame if we didn’t call it the WhoDat virus.