Caitlyn Heil
caitlynheil.bsky.social
Caitlyn Heil
@caitlynheil.bsky.social
Texted the guy who made me a fake ID in college to see if he can make me a fake REAL ID because $70 is ridiculous, Pennsylvania.
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One day I want to create something that shatters the screens of my viewers. Not physically, figuratively. I want to break through the noise of marketing campaigns
March 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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I caught Boogie Fever as a child, haven’t walked right since.
March 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I just read that a generation of bedroom kids is raising a generation of livingroom kids
March 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Know me less because I would have asked all the right things.
March 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can't tell if I need a miracle or an exorcism
March 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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there are people getting married in the eagles parade crowd
February 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Go birbs
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social found this Jesus statue on my local FBMarketplace and it looks like Jon Stewart @thedailyshow.com
February 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Alicia Keys is a goddess #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Who cut Miley's hair like that?
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What a year this week has been.
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
YT shorts is not for the weak. #tiktokban #skylight
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Rip to TikTok and most importantly, beantok 😭

I feel such a sense of loss and hopelessness.
January 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Did that packers player just break his arm?
January 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Go birds 🦅
January 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I just started crying over the idea that my dog might have an astigmatism and can't see me as well as he should
December 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Gotta admit it's pretty cool some German family's nanny climbed the corporate ladder to being the Queen of Genovia.
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM