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Cait | she/they | occasionally 18+ | says fuck a lot | Bodily autonomy is a human right | Don't play with matches!

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caitertot.bsky.social
wow trans women really *do* get more of a pass for Crimes than femboys
a skeet that says "JEFFERY NO" with six likes, followed by a skeet that says "KATHERINE NO" with five likes
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
one must imagine the wikipedian happy
a portion of the article's edit log, showing repeated conflicting edits adding and removing the same 794 characters. additions come from a handful of accounts with log messages like "fixed typo" or keysmashing. subtractions are just reversions of those changes. similar screenshot as before, but it's caught upto the present, showing that the article was locked for vandalism
May 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
caitertot.bsky.social
something happened here
screenshot of the g cucks wikipedia page, with a rather strange block of text before the main article. it reads as follows: Millcient is described as 幼い (original subtitles) or true Innocent...no matter what(original audio) which means she is pure hearted and also can never have romantic/reproductive desires under any circumstances. This trait also applies to Malenia given millicent is her offshoot. Mr miyazaki made Malenia not barefoot as he did not want her to be mistaken for being sexualised Because her character was not supposed to be sexualized. Malenias Ascension to Godhood also does not need a consort unlike for Ranni and Miquella, but rather scarlet bloom. Miqeulla making the prosthetics with feet for Malenia is out of genuine familial care not romantic love. second screenshot of the g cucks wikipedia page, with the rest of that text. it reads as follows: Malenias Ascension to Godhood also does not need a consort unlike for Ranni and Miquella, but rather scarlet bloom. Miqeulla making the prosthetics with feet for Malenia is out of genuine familial care not romantic love. Whoever finds Malenia or Millicent romantically/sexually attractive is as evil as a rapist. As an aroace person I'm distressed.
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
caitertot.bsky.social
Telling my grand kids this was Pope Leo XIV
Thordan VII from the game Final Fantasy XIV - an old man in dramatic white robes, a very pope-adjacent hat, and a dramatic, pointy staff, all of which are white with gold and blue accents. He has a long beard flowing down nearly to his stomach, elf-ears that jut horizontally from his head, and copious eye shadow to make his eyes pop.
May 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
the Post menu on Archive of our Own, using the default site theme
May 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
Weak Aura and Strong Aura meme. Beneath the Weak Aura is the text "But what if I can't taste the lettuce?" Beneath the Strong Aura and a little up the sides are a picture of a large container of spicy curry powder, and tall shaker of adobo, and a set of six shakers containing different chili powders.
April 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
Society if we let half-dead lawngrass, soulless cookie cutter prefab single family homes, and atrocious "modern" chrome skyscrapers take over.
The commonly used picture of flying cars and exaggeratedly modern architecture in uniform chrome that people use for "Society if X" memes.
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
caitertot.bsky.social
Cover of the book Axiom's End
April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
> The poster laughs. "They're good books, ma'am."
> Open one of the books
>
Excerpt of a harry potter book, with the word "ejaculated" circled in read. The full text of the excerpt reads, "There was a short silence in which many members of the class turned their heads to frown at the three course aims still written on the blackboard. "Using defensive spells?" Professor Umbridge repeated with a little laugh. "Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my class that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class?" "We're not going to use magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly. "Students raise their hands when they wish to speak in my class, Mr -" "Weasley," said Ron, thrusting his hand into the air. Professor Umbridge, smiling still more widely, turned her back to him. Harry and Hermione immediately raised their hands too. Professor Umbridge's pouchy eyes lingered on Harry for a moment before-"
April 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
crop posted without comment
crop of OP's map, showing Israel in team "shoes on" and Palestine in team "shoes off"
April 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
just this once, we should honor the egg prime directive.
tweet from kanye west reading "You start dating a trans women and wondering why y’all got so many things in common"
April 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
caitertot.bsky.social
Exploitable
Panel 1: Crimson consumes the Info-Sludge with a big "sluuuuuurp" Panel 2: Crimson stares into the air, as though to speak, including a speech line, but their words are left blank for another poster to fill in.
April 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
In fairness, the Very Obvious femme fatale questions are difficult to answer when you're a potato who doesn't go outside

"do you use your allure to get what you want" ma'am what allure are you talking about??
silly "Toxic Femininity" stereotype test showing 75% devouring mother, 58% femme fatale, 54% mean girl, and 41% eternal daughter
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
chat is this good?
One Trump mega-donor — a wealthy person, who cares about things like stocks — simply messages Rolling Stone multiple crying emojis, concluding that the new trade war and Trump’s apparent embrace of the message that he’s torpedoing the stock market intentionally is “NOT GOOD.”
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
Of all the posts this chud could have left his low effort weakshit post under, this is a really baffling choice
Screenshot of a low effort hate post in video form left by a user called "Maga justice division," left as a comment under my "Salmon sandwich stan account" post with pictures of salmon sandwiches on it.
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
this is a salmon sandwich stan account now fyi
i just love putting fish between pieces of bread
Two grilled salmon sandwiches (grilled salmon with lettuce and a white sauce on brioche) on a white plate in annoyingly bright food blogger lighting A grilled salmon sandwich (grilled salmon with lettuce and what looks like baby spinach with a white sauce on hamburger bun) on a grey plate against a lighter grey background, with a random out-of-focus lemon in the midground. A grilled salmon sandwich (very brightly colored grilled salmon with avocado and grilled onion on ciabatta) on a white plate on a dark, out-of-focus wood table, with napkins to the side and a cup of spices, a half an avocado, and what looks like a wood block at the top (also all out of focus)
March 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
The pokemon "Slowpoke"
March 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
This Fucking Discourse, 2025 (colorized)
CW bad faith discussion of rape, centipedes
A stick figure-like drawing of a serpentine, centipede-like figure with a human head, crowned by a book, with two other shapes resembling heads further down it's coiling body. There is text near the figure with a speech line connecting them. The text reads "The Forced Greening Book is about Rape, Actually"
March 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
I think about this post a lot.
Screenshot of a chain of reblogs on tumblr. The original post reads "My body may be a temple but I am the god to whom it is devoted, do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar." The first reblog reads "This is quite possibly the best way I've heard to say "I dress how I want, deal with it." There needs to be more things like this." The second reblog reads "It also applies for tattoos."
March 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
contextless reskeets with ominous auras
reskeet reading "idk it seems sus to compare a fictional feminizing basement morally to the palestinian genocide. like, bad taste"
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
*explaining a user interface to an american* imagine a hamburger
a hamburger menu icon, which consists of three horizontal lines stacked above each other with rounded edges, such that the space between lines is roughly as wide as the lines themselves, and such that the full icon is roughly square shaped.
March 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
incredible specimen
post from the same user OP quoted, which reads "But they are editorials, meant to push a perspective. That's not the kind of reading I meant"
March 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
i fucking love labelers so much dude
Screenshot of a skeet with the "Transphobia (General)" label circled, sealioning at a trans ally about "not having answers" in response to the idea that you can't policy your way out of a right wing propaganda problem, implicitly disagreeing that throwing trans people under the bus is an accelerant, not a solution to the growing fascism in U.S. politics.
March 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
shit, i need to up my fucking game
Screenshot of my bio, with "says fuck a lot" circled
March 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
caitertot.bsky.social
and here's the guy he paid real actual money for the privilege of posting that trash. beta male behavior. that site is just no good anymore.

also,you're like, intimidatingly pretty, this loser is just wrong.
Elon Musk wearing a stupid grey shirt under a stupid, poorly fitting black blazer, with a stupid black MAGA cap with text far too dark to satisfy accessibility guidelines, sporting a "five o'clock last Tuesday" shadow, looking up in an expression that gives both "cartoonishly sinister" and "decrepit afrikaaner whose racism is breathtaking even to racist american suburbanites" in equal measure.
February 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM