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cait.is.camp
cait's alt ♡
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confirmed jester fairy
annoyance factor is up 500%
alt for @cait.scares.men
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i love this silly little bird so much
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the feminine urge to be evil and obscure
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
TONIGHT WILL BE MY LAST CLOSING SHIFT UNTIL I GET BACK FROM VACATIONNNNNN
May 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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nyx cult i would die for yall
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS 🗣️🗣️🗣️
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i'm gonna start screaming
May 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
it isn't even 7 in the goddamn morning, so TELL ME WHY my dawg is barking and growling at nothing i can see or hear
May 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
wait til the squad finds out it was ELEVEN hours lol!!
the shower i have after this 10 hour hellscape of a shift is gonna go so hord
May 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the shower i have after this 10 hour hellscape of a shift is gonna go so hord
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
leave it to my fuck ass job to put the one employee with a dead mom on the schedule for all of mother's day. i know damn well my manager didn't try anyone else either.

not on my fucking watch. i will now be working 10 hours tomorrow so my coworker can grieve in fucking peace
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i love bsky for allowing me to make so many amazing friends, but i hate it for being such a shit filled cesspit half the time too
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
omg i made me and Oli
May 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
new prescription sunnies :)
May 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
my birthday's in 6 days, and i start my vacation in 18 days :) and i get my new glasses tomorrow!
May 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i know that oli being 4 years younger than me is fine but seeing it called an age gap relationship gave me whiplash 💀
May 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
having a breakdown because you had to rearrange your room <<
April 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
a bitch is tired
April 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
cw weight?

so turns out i accidentally put 234 instead of 134 in my health app and that's why it looked like that. and i somehow didn't notice
April 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my manager's pissing me off bc i was under the impression ALL WEEK that i was off today. come to find out, my manager changed the schedule and didn't fucking tell me

just like my coworker not coming in the other day bc she also was not told the schedule was changed
April 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
cw wasps

so when do we consider it an infestation
April 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my ex can afford to move again with my best friend but not pay me back? crazy
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
one of my fav things to do is yell "BLESS YOU!" when someone in my house sneezes. makes me feel like Part of the Family
April 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
nah i decided he's fuckin useless bc how are you a grown man and you don't pick up after yourself?

plus he has been in the back playing in the sink since he got here almost a fucking hour ago. every fucking thing else falls on me when his dumb ass is here so i DON'T have to do every fucking thing
i'm at work rn and it's SILENT. i'm working with some guy from another store and he's either highkey weird or i'm uncomfortable because he's a man that i don't know who just stands in the back doing nothing. i have three more hours with this mf and anything i say to him gets straight up ignored??
April 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i'm at work rn and it's SILENT. i'm working with some guy from another store and he's either highkey weird or i'm uncomfortable because he's a man that i don't know who just stands in the back doing nothing. i have three more hours with this mf and anything i say to him gets straight up ignored??
April 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this customer came into my job and i've seen her a bunch of times, she always comes in and fucking yaps and yaps about stupid shit EVERY time. she's in here playing bigot bingo with my coworker, they're both gen x so they have a LOT to say and i don't wanna hear any of it
April 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM