Clay ☕ Caffeinated Velkhana
@caffeinatedhyena.bsky.social
I am a hater, boykisser, and I'm NOT stinky.
I change sonas a lot, I'm a slime, deal with it.
Nonbinary Voracious Eldritch Entity masquerading as a furry, apparently still adorable though. I write shit so thats cool.
I change sonas a lot, I'm a slime, deal with it.
Nonbinary Voracious Eldritch Entity masquerading as a furry, apparently still adorable though. I write shit so thats cool.
Another day, another story! Todays subject, a gamer girl axolotl does a mini adventure while I test my Latin again lmao
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Another day, another story! Todays subject, a gamer girl axolotl does a mini adventure while I test my Latin again lmao
Reposted by Clay ☕ Caffeinated Velkhana
Smile to the driver of the taxi
Driving someone crying in the backseat
Wishing they were all the other people
Other people
Driving someone crying in the backseat
Wishing they were all the other people
Other people
April 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Smile to the driver of the taxi
Driving someone crying in the backseat
Wishing they were all the other people
Other people
Driving someone crying in the backseat
Wishing they were all the other people
Other people
Y'all ever sniffle so hard it sounds like a fucking geiger counter every time you breath out?
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Y'all ever sniffle so hard it sounds like a fucking geiger counter every time you breath out?
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What's that? Try on these boxers and take a few pics and you'll give me 200 quid? Easy!
Wait, hey! That wasn't part of the deal!!
Wait, hey! That wasn't part of the deal!!
April 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What's that? Try on these boxers and take a few pics and you'll give me 200 quid? Easy!
Wait, hey! That wasn't part of the deal!!
Wait, hey! That wasn't part of the deal!!
Reposted by Clay ☕ Caffeinated Velkhana
Reposted by Clay ☕ Caffeinated Velkhana
Another WIP for the pile =3
April 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Another WIP for the pile =3
I will now start rapidly reposting furry art so john algorithm stops talking about the orange man.
April 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I will now start rapidly reposting furry art so john algorithm stops talking about the orange man.
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Oh hey I heard you like tails... so how about SNEK LADY
(wip commission sketch)
(wip commission sketch)
April 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh hey I heard you like tails... so how about SNEK LADY
(wip commission sketch)
(wip commission sketch)
AND HERE IT IS!!! THE FINISHED PRODUCT!! And like the only story thats taking place in Sacred Tau since its still in the writing process. Enjoy!!
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
AND HERE IT IS!!! THE FINISHED PRODUCT!! And like the only story thats taking place in Sacred Tau since its still in the writing process. Enjoy!!
Alright, boys, girls, and other noncomforming enigmas. Its time for a less indulgent and more stupid story based on a silly post I saw yesterday!
April 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Alright, boys, girls, and other noncomforming enigmas. Its time for a less indulgent and more stupid story based on a silly post I saw yesterday!
April 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I awoke from a fever dream with an important question!
If posts on twitter are called tweets wtf are posts called here????
If posts on twitter are called tweets wtf are posts called here????
April 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I awoke from a fever dream with an important question!
If posts on twitter are called tweets wtf are posts called here????
If posts on twitter are called tweets wtf are posts called here????
Holy shit I'm so proud of this QwQ
Firt time writing something I found postable in 2 years
Firt time writing something I found postable in 2 years
The night routine of Hyris Nova Luteur, the 1st throne of the nation of Destrata, and personally my favorite monarch I've written outta all of them.
April 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Holy shit I'm so proud of this QwQ
Firt time writing something I found postable in 2 years
Firt time writing something I found postable in 2 years
I feel like sites like this should also have one of those "Select what you're interested in" things but for you to select what you don't wanna see, y'know? Same thing with like, pinterest.
April 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I feel like sites like this should also have one of those "Select what you're interested in" things but for you to select what you don't wanna see, y'know? Same thing with like, pinterest.
Wait do people actually say that???
"Wishing worst for abusers makes you one as well" is geniully a stupid belief imo. I dont have empathy toward assholes who hurted others for their own pleasures.
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wait do people actually say that???
Same vibe as "Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less."
April 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Same vibe as "Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less."
Finally back on bluesky and my feed is legendary wtf
I'm stealing this for future stupid writing.
I'm stealing this for future stupid writing.
vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
April 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Finally back on bluesky and my feed is legendary wtf
I'm stealing this for future stupid writing.
I'm stealing this for future stupid writing.
This is so real.
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
April 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is so real.
lemme get some extra gay out real quick.
uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo
all done
uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo
all done
April 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
lemme get some extra gay out real quick.
uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo
all done
uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo owo uwu uwu uwu owo uwu owo owo owo uwu uwu owo owo uwu owo uwu uwu owo
all done
The night routine of Hyris Nova Luteur, the 1st throne of the nation of Destrata, and personally my favorite monarch I've written outta all of them.
April 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The night routine of Hyris Nova Luteur, the 1st throne of the nation of Destrata, and personally my favorite monarch I've written outta all of them.
Alright you fucking NERDS, I'm BACK FROM THE DEAD.
STORY coming SOON because the shit basement catastrophe is OVER FOR GOOD and I NEED PRAISE because MENTAL HEALTH NEWS SUCKS!!!!
STORY coming SOON because the shit basement catastrophe is OVER FOR GOOD and I NEED PRAISE because MENTAL HEALTH NEWS SUCKS!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Alright you fucking NERDS, I'm BACK FROM THE DEAD.
STORY coming SOON because the shit basement catastrophe is OVER FOR GOOD and I NEED PRAISE because MENTAL HEALTH NEWS SUCKS!!!!
STORY coming SOON because the shit basement catastrophe is OVER FOR GOOD and I NEED PRAISE because MENTAL HEALTH NEWS SUCKS!!!!
Need something like this for my chonky ass dog.
December 11, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Need something like this for my chonky ass dog.
Sorry folks! I'll try to follow up on my promise to give a short story everyday sometime soon! Just that my family is on some tough times as our basement keeps flooding due to a blocked sewage pipe -w-
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Sorry folks! I'll try to follow up on my promise to give a short story everyday sometime soon! Just that my family is on some tough times as our basement keeps flooding due to a blocked sewage pipe -w-