Yooo I was gonna ask if you had leftover eggs to sell, you’ll be seeing me there soon

sleeping 1,096 years just to keep valen dreth in prison for that long

driving my fascist nazi car to my city’s multicultural LGBTQ neighborhood to intimidate the gays

I shit you not when they unveiled the Etheridge Knight mural on Mass Ave I saw one of the speakers get in a fender bender here no more than 20 minutes later

Confronted a guy on White River Pkwy for blaring his horn in his lifted pickup as I was walking across on signal.

Not my wisest move but god dammit the rules of acting like a normal fucking human being don’t disappear when you sit in the driver’s seat

2 car payments: $1000
2 insurance policies: $400
gas: $300
suburban housing: $1500
credit score: 400

someone please help me budget this my family is dying