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Kate
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Ex-Yorkshire. Lucifan. Parent to many, many cats. #TheDirtyBirds
People will do anything except stop burning fossil fuels.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sounds like something Sir Humphrey Appleby would say.
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
That's Vline to a T, unfortunately. (where T stands for 'train? what train?').

And when it arrives it takes ninety minutes because it's so slow (and stops at a bunch of stations that should be on the Metro).
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Left a long time ago!
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Also how did I not notice the 'filled the holes with too much cream' remark, I must be slacking.
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Alt: Lucifer wiggling his eyebrows
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November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Congrats Naomi!
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Within reach meaning presumably 'looking at it in the rear view mirror as we blast by it at 130kph in a petrol car'? Because I'm not seeing it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Look I get you want to deter kids from eating them, but manufacturers, please spare a thought for incompetent adults also.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
'Requires scissors' say the instructions. Requires angle grinder, blow torch and a 15 megaton nuclear missile, more like.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well done - I tried making choux pastry once years ago and it turned out so badly I was put off for life (probably just as well as I adore profiteroles!).

They look absolutely delicious!
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yikes! Mine's slightly better than that, Mum was just terrible at giving praise (great with criticism though...) so I just never got used to it. I hope you're getting over that treatment.

Also Siamese (or is yours Burmese?) profile pic twinsies!
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Absolute garbage, but expected.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Done!
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just want to hire someone to follow him around saying "Elon is the throat goat".
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I always feel deeply uncomfortable when people praise me and I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a survival technique for the modern world.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There's a reason that saying is a curse rather than a blessing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Vile.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I bank with Unity Bank and have been very happy with them - a lady called me to finish setting up my account! If I needed another mortgage I'd seriously consider just going straight to them.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Self-involved because she didn't want attention from a much older, married, creepy man.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM