Sure, I can manage working full time, being in grad school, being a single parent, being in a play, having two romantic partnerships, two cats, dozens of house plants, and being in two wedding parties all at once.

However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.

Transphobes have been using this as a reaction image anytime a trans person does something on the internet that they don’t like. I realize it’s meant to be derogatory, but now all I want is to lead a trans masc punk band called Zipper Tits.

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like
"Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul"
And of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab"

Accessibility Tip: don’t fucking do this.

Bonus Tip: if you see something like this, untether it. It needs to be accessible to grab from the ground.

That is literally the whole point.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Tell you what, I’m gunna ride this long hair wave as long as I can and then when I finally give up and go back to short hair- I’m also bring back the blonde. My twink era deserves a renaissance.

Post you from a different era

How your email finds me:

Nuthin’- nada

They are beauty, they are grace, they’ve got a thumb for a face

Womp womp

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

They could never make me hate you, Gay Santa

This is going to be me for atleast the next month