Cori(Alex)Ander
@c0r14nd3r.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls 💅
Soup is so cool because it’s basically just tasty hot liquid that makes everything you put it in it also tasty and hot.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Soup is so cool because it’s basically just tasty hot liquid that makes everything you put it in it also tasty and hot.
As much as I hate homework, it is admittedly SIGNIFICANTLY easier to do when I actually give a shit about the topic.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
As much as I hate homework, it is admittedly SIGNIFICANTLY easier to do when I actually give a shit about the topic.
Remember when Minecraft was just a fun cute little game I played in my spare time- where all I wanted to do was mine cobblestone for hours and look at the pretty landscapes???? Why am I now building increasingly complex machines & doing math???? For fun????????
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Remember when Minecraft was just a fun cute little game I played in my spare time- where all I wanted to do was mine cobblestone for hours and look at the pretty landscapes???? Why am I now building increasingly complex machines & doing math???? For fun????????
Body hurts because of not enough movement. Movement hard because body hurts.
And so on and so forth.
And so on and so forth.
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Body hurts because of not enough movement. Movement hard because body hurts.
And so on and so forth.
And so on and so forth.
There is so much art I want to create but I have neither the time nor resources to bring to fruition and that is SAD.
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
There is so much art I want to create but I have neither the time nor resources to bring to fruition and that is SAD.
We got fast food for dinner and half of my meal was missing from the bag. Without a second thought, my kiddo put some of her meal on my plate. I raised an exceptionally amazing human. I am so grateful.
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We got fast food for dinner and half of my meal was missing from the bag. Without a second thought, my kiddo put some of her meal on my plate. I raised an exceptionally amazing human. I am so grateful.
“And your armour can't protect you from the fear you feel inside
And the war is coming now, you see, there's nowhere left to hide” is a great lyric, especially since it’s sung by this character:
And the war is coming now, you see, there's nowhere left to hide” is a great lyric, especially since it’s sung by this character:
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
“And your armour can't protect you from the fear you feel inside
And the war is coming now, you see, there's nowhere left to hide” is a great lyric, especially since it’s sung by this character:
And the war is coming now, you see, there's nowhere left to hide” is a great lyric, especially since it’s sung by this character:
My cat loves milk but she can’t have it because she is lactose intolerant and I know how hard that is as I also love milk and can’t have it because I’m lactose intolerant.
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
My cat loves milk but she can’t have it because she is lactose intolerant and I know how hard that is as I also love milk and can’t have it because I’m lactose intolerant.
Gentle reminder to all that it’s not helpful to punish behavior you want to see. For instance, if you want people to be outraged about something but then when they are, you suggest that they should have been outraged sooner. I understand where it comes from and it’s not that the point is invalid…
January 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Gentle reminder to all that it’s not helpful to punish behavior you want to see. For instance, if you want people to be outraged about something but then when they are, you suggest that they should have been outraged sooner. I understand where it comes from and it’s not that the point is invalid…
If they made nutritionally-dense human kibble that tasted good, I would have no problem just eating that 99.9% of the time.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If they made nutritionally-dense human kibble that tasted good, I would have no problem just eating that 99.9% of the time.
The sounds my tummy has been making today are craaaazy
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The sounds my tummy has been making today are craaaazy
I have a PF Black Card now btw so if anyone wants to come be my gym buddy (for free), please lmk. ✨
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I have a PF Black Card now btw so if anyone wants to come be my gym buddy (for free), please lmk. ✨
My child, holding up a piece of scrambled egg, “this kinda looks like a unicorn, but without the tail or legs or a horn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My child, holding up a piece of scrambled egg, “this kinda looks like a unicorn, but without the tail or legs or a horn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I know where most of the countries are”-Fox
“Do you know where Latvia is?”-me
“Yeah, isn’t that in South America?”-Fox
“Do you know where Latvia is?”-me
“Yeah, isn’t that in South America?”-Fox
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
“I know where most of the countries are”-Fox
“Do you know where Latvia is?”-me
“Yeah, isn’t that in South America?”-Fox
“Do you know where Latvia is?”-me
“Yeah, isn’t that in South America?”-Fox
Is there any way to get genetic testing done NOT through a private company? Like are there any ways to get it done that are HIPAA-compliant?
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is there any way to get genetic testing done NOT through a private company? Like are there any ways to get it done that are HIPAA-compliant?
Is cheesecake a pie? Please discuss.
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Is cheesecake a pie? Please discuss.
Does anyone remember the game show “Solitary”? That show was so wild.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Does anyone remember the game show “Solitary”? That show was so wild.
I just need to survive one more final exam and one more project and I’ll have completed my first semester of grad school. Holy crap.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I just need to survive one more final exam and one more project and I’ll have completed my first semester of grad school. Holy crap.
Flavor dust is to seasoning powder what powdered sugar is to granulated sugar.
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Flavor dust is to seasoning powder what powdered sugar is to granulated sugar.
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
Child 1: I spyyyy……I spy………………
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Child 1: I spyyyy……I spy………………
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
The sad thing is, I would probably be really good at doing market research but I simply do not want to participate in The Market™️.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The sad thing is, I would probably be really good at doing market research but I simply do not want to participate in The Market™️.
Pooping without the bidet sucks but without the squatty potty?? just horrible
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pooping without the bidet sucks but without the squatty potty?? just horrible
Unfortunately she is correct
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Unfortunately she is correct
It’s crazy how much the Hazbin soundtrack is single-handedly keeping me from absolutely crashing out
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s crazy how much the Hazbin soundtrack is single-handedly keeping me from absolutely crashing out