Cori(Alex)Ander
@c0r14nd3r.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls 💅
“Yeah cuz I’m like Elphaba.. you’re more like Glinda. Popular, uh huh Charismatic…yeah” -Fox to me just now 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Yeah cuz I’m like Elphaba.. you’re more like Glinda. Popular, uh huh Charismatic…yeah” -Fox to me just now 🙃
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
My car was hit (while parked) by an uninsured driver. They tore the entire front bumper off and ran over it. My insurance deductible is $2,500 + $800 for the rental I got while I was still running under the assumption that the insurance information that was given to me was valid.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My car was hit (while parked) by an uninsured driver. They tore the entire front bumper off and ran over it. My insurance deductible is $2,500 + $800 for the rental I got while I was still running under the assumption that the insurance information that was given to me was valid.
Cool, survived tech week ✅
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Cool, survived tech week ✅
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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There’s nothing my partner (who is the nearly the same exact height as me) gets more of a kick out of than calling me short, and there’s nothing I get more of a kick out of than calling that very same partner, who is just over two years my senior, old.
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There’s nothing my partner (who is the nearly the same exact height as me) gets more of a kick out of than calling me short, and there’s nothing I get more of a kick out of than calling that very same partner, who is just over two years my senior, old.
I’ll leave my house tomorrow at 8am and I won’t be home until around 11pm. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’ll leave my house tomorrow at 8am and I won’t be home until around 11pm. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
In other news, the play I am in opens in less than a week, and if you don’t have tickets yet, you should change that posthaste.
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In other news, the play I am in opens in less than a week, and if you don’t have tickets yet, you should change that posthaste.
Sure, I can manage working full time, being in grad school, being a single parent, being in a play, having two romantic partnerships, two cats, dozens of house plants, and being in two wedding parties all at once.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sure, I can manage working full time, being in grad school, being a single parent, being in a play, having two romantic partnerships, two cats, dozens of house plants, and being in two wedding parties all at once.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
I saw this meme about like a parent of an adult child one day realizing that at some point, they picked up their child for the last time and didn’t even realize it, and it made me so sad I decided that as long as my kid still likes being picked up, I will continue picking them up.
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I saw this meme about like a parent of an adult child one day realizing that at some point, they picked up their child for the last time and didn’t even realize it, and it made me so sad I decided that as long as my kid still likes being picked up, I will continue picking them up.
Do the fragrance advertisers still do the thing with magazines where they make a page smell like the fragrance?
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Do the fragrance advertisers still do the thing with magazines where they make a page smell like the fragrance?
Of COURSE Canvas goes down the morning of my midterm. NATURALLY.
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Of COURSE Canvas goes down the morning of my midterm. NATURALLY.
I’m like the Mary Poppins of autism
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m like the Mary Poppins of autism
IMHO, it’s just straight up disrespectful of potential applicants time to not list the salary range on job listings. Immediate red flag.
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
IMHO, it’s just straight up disrespectful of potential applicants time to not list the salary range on job listings. Immediate red flag.
“No, I said I’d rather drop out of an airplane than eat a splider”
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“No, I said I’d rather drop out of an airplane than eat a splider”
I keep my dreams simple because I don’t sleep much
September 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I keep my dreams simple because I don’t sleep much
Trans guys before KPop Demon Hunters: “This is my voice one month on T”
Trans guys after seeing KPop Demon Hunters: “My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like. fearless and undefined, this is what it sounds like”
Trans guys after seeing KPop Demon Hunters: “My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like. fearless and undefined, this is what it sounds like”
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trans guys before KPop Demon Hunters: “This is my voice one month on T”
Trans guys after seeing KPop Demon Hunters: “My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like. fearless and undefined, this is what it sounds like”
Trans guys after seeing KPop Demon Hunters: “My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like. fearless and undefined, this is what it sounds like”
Imposter syndrome is perpetually kicking my ass… and it’s a heavy-handed beating today.
September 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Imposter syndrome is perpetually kicking my ass… and it’s a heavy-handed beating today.
Every single time I hear someone say the words “my wife” I hear it echoed in my head in the Borat voice. That’s IMPACT.
August 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Every single time I hear someone say the words “my wife” I hear it echoed in my head in the Borat voice. That’s IMPACT.
I remember my first classes in my undergrad when multiple people said something to me along the lines of “I remember you from orientation” and so now that I’m at orientation for my masters program, my goal is to *not* be perceived lmao
August 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I remember my first classes in my undergrad when multiple people said something to me along the lines of “I remember you from orientation” and so now that I’m at orientation for my masters program, my goal is to *not* be perceived lmao
“Thirty-one, flirty-one, and…”-Fox
“Thriving-one” -me
On the topic of her impending birthday.
“Thriving-one” -me
On the topic of her impending birthday.
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Thirty-one, flirty-one, and…”-Fox
“Thriving-one” -me
On the topic of her impending birthday.
“Thriving-one” -me
On the topic of her impending birthday.
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If calling my cat a “furry little man peach” is wrong, then I don’t want to be right
August 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If calling my cat a “furry little man peach” is wrong, then I don’t want to be right