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🫧(crysta’s for closers)🫧
@c0ffinflop.bsky.social
she/they | 32✨| NE | world renowned coochie waxer | step-milf | patron saint of liars and fakes | 🩷💜💙
watched this once in 2010 with my friend and we still to this day say “apple juice. apple juice flood.” to each other regularly 😂
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
it’s a concept I’ve been struggling with all year. it’s not even about being thin for me, I’m very pro fat.
But yeah, a lot of things would be a lot easier for me if I could affordably access it. I mostly worry how I would be perceived by other fat people for l*sing we*ght, ya kno?
December 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
sorry! 😬
December 29, 2024 at 2:04 PM
holy shit jen this is incredible
December 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by 🫧(crysta’s for closers)🫧
All 👏🏻 birth 👏🏻 control 👏🏻 should 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 FREE!!! 👏🏻
December 6, 2024 at 1:50 AM
AS YOU SHOULD lmao
There are free condoms in nearly every bar/restaurant/small business in my neighborhood, but I have a latex allergy so I have to use non-latex which are rarely available in the free bins 😭
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
🗣️HOT🗣️
(respectfully)
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
it’s INSANE 😂😂😂
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Omg 😭😭😭 ty ty 🙏
November 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Omg please I need the link so badly
November 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
is that a little clandestine flip phone pin?!
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM