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she/they | 32✨| NE | world renowned coochie waxer | step-milf | patron saint of liars and fakes | 🩷💜💙
I’m sure I’ve said this before, but I’m actually so fucking done with trying to get people to like me. I’m a fucking good person and a great friend and fun to be around and if you don’t like me, it’s truly your loss. 😘
January 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m sure I’ve said this before, but I’m actually so fucking done with trying to get people to like me. I’m a fucking good person and a great friend and fun to be around and if you don’t like me, it’s truly your loss. 😘
I FEEL FUCKING CRAZY ALL THE TIME WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING
January 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I FEEL FUCKING CRAZY ALL THE TIME WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING
I fear the rise of oz*mpic and regression of “body positivity” has done irreparable damage to my self worth. And the kicker is that having access to that same drug would radically improve my quality of life. I hate even acknowledging it, but it consumes my brain every day.
December 29, 2024 at 8:09 AM
I fear the rise of oz*mpic and regression of “body positivity” has done irreparable damage to my self worth. And the kicker is that having access to that same drug would radically improve my quality of life. I hate even acknowledging it, but it consumes my brain every day.
pcos is crazy because sometimes you get a period and sometimes you’re just a raging bitch for three days
December 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
pcos is crazy because sometimes you get a period and sometimes you’re just a raging bitch for three days
I’d love it if we made it.
December 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’d love it if we made it.
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All 👏🏻 birth 👏🏻 control 👏🏻 should 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 FREE!!! 👏🏻
December 6, 2024 at 1:50 AM
All 👏🏻 birth 👏🏻 control 👏🏻 should 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 FREE!!! 👏🏻
when the fuck did condoms get so expensive????? is this why all my friends started having kids at an alarming rate?
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
when the fuck did condoms get so expensive????? is this why all my friends started having kids at an alarming rate?
arizona is fully booked babyyyyy can’t wait for fob baseball fest
December 5, 2024 at 3:49 AM
arizona is fully booked babyyyyy can’t wait for fob baseball fest
who’s going to innings I wanna do fob and fob adjacent karaoke
December 4, 2024 at 12:36 AM
who’s going to innings I wanna do fob and fob adjacent karaoke
thinkin about her
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 AM
thinkin about her
just so tired of twisting and molding myself for people who barely bend for me
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
just so tired of twisting and molding myself for people who barely bend for me
it’s ~fall family photo~ season in Nebrask which means every time I open fb, I see a new group of white people standing in a field, posed the exact same way as the last group of white people I saw the last time I opened fb 😂
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
it’s ~fall family photo~ season in Nebrask which means every time I open fb, I see a new group of white people standing in a field, posed the exact same way as the last group of white people I saw the last time I opened fb 😂
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
like why the fuck at 32 do I still feel like I don’t belong
November 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
like why the fuck at 32 do I still feel like I don’t belong
I just saw Wicked and I fear I’m going to become ✨insufferable✨
November 24, 2024 at 7:11 AM
I just saw Wicked and I fear I’m going to become ✨insufferable✨
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pete wentz lookalike competition in my bedroom right now
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
pete wentz lookalike competition in my bedroom right now
BOB ODENKIRK IS SO HOT
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
BOB ODENKIRK IS SO HOT
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fake ass emo i saw you experience joy
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
fake ass emo i saw you experience joy
life imitates art.
November 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
life imitates art.
the way I gasped when I opened IG earlier 😍lucy my beloved😍
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
the way I gasped when I opened IG earlier 😍lucy my beloved😍
if you see this post your favorite pokemon
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
if you see this post your favorite pokemon
everyone say Hi Hina!
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
everyone say Hi Hina!
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where are my snoopy people at
via doodlebymeg on insta 🖤🤍
via doodlebymeg on insta 🖤🤍
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
where are my snoopy people at
via doodlebymeg on insta 🖤🤍
via doodlebymeg on insta 🖤🤍
big three ✨
☀️ libra sun
🌙 leo moon
☄️ scorpio rising
☀️ libra sun
🌙 leo moon
☄️ scorpio rising
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
big three ✨
☀️ libra sun
🌙 leo moon
☄️ scorpio rising
☀️ libra sun
🌙 leo moon
☄️ scorpio rising
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