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Dear carmakers, crazy idea: make your driver's door not bounce back into me while I'm trying to get the fuck out!
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dear carmakers, crazy idea: make your driver's door not bounce back into me while I'm trying to get the fuck out!
You never want to traumatize children by taking them away from their parents if you can avoid it, but...
All anti-vaxxers are a threat to their kids and should be locked up anyway as a danger to society.
All anti-vaxxers are a threat to their kids and should be locked up anyway as a danger to society.
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You never want to traumatize children by taking them away from their parents if you can avoid it, but...
All anti-vaxxers are a threat to their kids and should be locked up anyway as a danger to society.
All anti-vaxxers are a threat to their kids and should be locked up anyway as a danger to society.
There needs to be some sort of sanction placed on federal judges who ignore facts as established by the trial court. Like, say, doing so means you are no longer considered to be acting in good behavior and you lose your seat effective immediately.
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There needs to be some sort of sanction placed on federal judges who ignore facts as established by the trial court. Like, say, doing so means you are no longer considered to be acting in good behavior and you lose your seat effective immediately.
To God on this rapture day:
a man in a suit sits in a car with the words tick tock below him
Alt: Samuel L. Jackson saying tick tock
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
To God on this rapture day:
Christ, could this fucking cat be any sweeter and more loving?!?
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Christ, could this fucking cat be any sweeter and more loving?!?
Question for any lawyers out there: if Homan took the money, even if he doesn't manage to secure any deals, isn't that still conspiracy?
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Question for any lawyers out there: if Homan took the money, even if he doesn't manage to secure any deals, isn't that still conspiracy?
Yeesh. That is all.
September 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Yeesh. That is all.
Southwest Airlines can go fuck itself. Worthless goddamn private equity lovers.
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Southwest Airlines can go fuck itself. Worthless goddamn private equity lovers.
I was going to say something about how the clickbait headlines are misleading, the committee is just voting to recommend taking the MMR and chicken pox vaccines separately, but, you know what? Fuck 'em.
We still don't know what the guy allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, by the way.
We still don't know what the guy allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, by the way.
September 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was going to say something about how the clickbait headlines are misleading, the committee is just voting to recommend taking the MMR and chicken pox vaccines separately, but, you know what? Fuck 'em.
We still don't know what the guy allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, by the way.
We still don't know what the guy allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, by the way.
That feeling when you need to get up and do stuff but one of the cats is sleeping in contact with your leg and you're like, "Welp, everything is gonna hafta wait."
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That feeling when you need to get up and do stuff but one of the cats is sleeping in contact with your leg and you're like, "Welp, everything is gonna hafta wait."
More to the point, with no suspect in custody, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID OR WHY! SO DON'T BOTHER SPECULATING, OK!!?!!!
September 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
More to the point, with no suspect in custody, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID OR WHY! SO DON'T BOTHER SPECULATING, OK!!?!!!
Well. Charlie Kirk is dead. Just to get word out, at time of posting, no suspect is in custody. The one picked up earlier was released.
The shot apparently was from 200 yards away.
The shot apparently was from 200 yards away.
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Well. Charlie Kirk is dead. Just to get word out, at time of posting, no suspect is in custody. The one picked up earlier was released.
The shot apparently was from 200 yards away.
The shot apparently was from 200 yards away.
Charlie Kirk was shot? That sucks. Hope he'll be ok.
Would be nice if we had more restrictions on gun access, huh?
Would be nice if we had more restrictions on gun access, huh?
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot? That sucks. Hope he'll be ok.
Would be nice if we had more restrictions on gun access, huh?
Would be nice if we had more restrictions on gun access, huh?
Nothing like being sick and unable to get cold medicine that actually works because the pharmacy is closed for Labor Day and the DEA IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING CORRUPT FASCISTS!!!
September 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Nothing like being sick and unable to get cold medicine that actually works because the pharmacy is closed for Labor Day and the DEA IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING CORRUPT FASCISTS!!!
James Dobson dead at 89. More proof that the evil seem to live forever.
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
James Dobson dead at 89. More proof that the evil seem to live forever.
The fact that Ozzy lived five years longer than Hulk Hogan speaks in favor of trying to be decent to others, methinks.
July 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The fact that Ozzy lived five years longer than Hulk Hogan speaks in favor of trying to be decent to others, methinks.
Somewhere, Ozzy and Lemmy are collaborating again, and that is a good thing.
July 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Somewhere, Ozzy and Lemmy are collaborating again, and that is a good thing.
I believe in speaking only good of the dead.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
July 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I believe in speaking only good of the dead.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
Dear guy on two lat machines: if you're doing supersets, get off your fucking phone!
June 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Dear guy on two lat machines: if you're doing supersets, get off your fucking phone!
Well, Iowa, I certainly hope you're proud of having elected a monster to the Senate. And any Christian who does not denounce her as the antichrist that she is needs to shut up.
May 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well, Iowa, I certainly hope you're proud of having elected a monster to the Senate. And any Christian who does not denounce her as the antichrist that she is needs to shut up.
Silver lining: Trump's existence makes me angry enough to push me to greater gains at the gym.
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Silver lining: Trump's existence makes me angry enough to push me to greater gains at the gym.
Taylor Lorenz can go [expletive deleted] herself with a [redacted].
May 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Taylor Lorenz can go [expletive deleted] herself with a [redacted].
Republicans, the people who would want Superman deported.
It is kinda funny how they follow Wilhoit's Law to the fullest, though.
It is kinda funny how they follow Wilhoit's Law to the fullest, though.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Republicans, the people who would want Superman deported.
It is kinda funny how they follow Wilhoit's Law to the fullest, though.
It is kinda funny how they follow Wilhoit's Law to the fullest, though.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but if the NHL doesn't have ties anymore, they shouldn't have OTLs. You lost, you don't get a point for making it to overtime.
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Maybe I'm just getting old, but if the NHL doesn't have ties anymore, they shouldn't have OTLs. You lost, you don't get a point for making it to overtime.
Welp, after all the surprises of the past year, it's good to see consistency where you can find it. After all the hullabaloo, the Steelers ended up exactly where they were last season: 10-7 and set to get bounced in the first round of the playoffs.
January 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Welp, after all the surprises of the past year, it's good to see consistency where you can find it. After all the hullabaloo, the Steelers ended up exactly where they were last season: 10-7 and set to get bounced in the first round of the playoffs.