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Interim Associate Deputy Vice Provost for Partyrock [on leave]
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It is I
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Granny kept her Zyns in here.
Granny's porcelain Zyn box
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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😂
From Jim Ryan's letter to UVA Faculty Senate: I was then told that the DOJ had offered an amazing deal—unlike any the lawyers had ever seen, in their words. They were basically willing to grant UVA blanket immunity—all of the inquires and investigations would be suspended, no financial penalties would be imposed, and agencies would be told not to cut off our research funding. They said they had never seen or heard about such a great deal for any university. Rachel praised the lawyers for their astute and savvy bargaining, and I was told this was an amazing deal.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Waiting for my chatty coworkers to vacate the hallway so I can go make some tea.
I'm trapped.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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For my birthday this year, I'm gonna treat myself.
A Gravedigger Fathead
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I think it's fine that UVA sends out these and so many emergency alerts.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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OK, first things first, I'll eat your grains
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Here's mine
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Truly, madly, meeply
Beaker as Savage Garden guy
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Ahhh, the little building was originally a bank and is now a residence. loganbanx.com/realestate/2...
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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one of my verbal tics
FLOWERS CARDS AND CANDY!!!! uSHER
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I have never been so flattered.
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Appreciation post for Martin's sweet folksy package
Martin's tato buns
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Chillin with my father in law
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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S P O R T
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Kind of funny that this Nestle logo has a bird, presumably regurgitating into its babies' mouths, right?
Nestle Professional Solutions logo w/ bird tending to its lilbabes
September 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Logging on
I will shine light into my skull if it helps
September 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Hell yeah hon hon hon
September 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Find a song with "Ellen" in it :D Ellen gets killed by her jealous lover D:
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM