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💾 Self-loathing Software Engineer
🚮 Purveyor of arcane internet garbage
📼 Mentally trapped in 1998-2008
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My roommate gets some of the most insane spam emails I’ve ever seen in my life.
February 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whenever I say/do something that disgruntles my wife I always give her a smug smile and side-eye — In my head I feel like the cat blocks from Wario Land 4.
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I feel my frontal lobe exploding after reading the “Guilty Gear groomicide” Discord DM leaks.

Someone please exorcise the vengeful spirit of Jeffrey Epstein possessing that young man.
January 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Face reveal
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Holding out hope that if there’s a fifth Sonic movie, it’ll feature the inter-dimensional cat princess and her psychokinetic twink. Love Blaze and Silver.
December 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Leaving the depressed recently laid-off software engineer arc to enter the degenerate online mahjong gambler arc. We went from "It's so over" and hating it to "things are so bad you couldn't possibly imagine" and loving it.
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Wonder what kind of reactions I’d get if I brought the Hello Kitty apple CRT to the FGC locals.
December 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Military propaganda: ❌🤮👎

Military propaganda but Japan: ✅✅✅✅✅✅🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Very excited for Valve to release an updated print of "Raising The Bar". I've always wanted a copy ever since I was in middle school, but current re-sale price of the original books are several hundred dollars and I can't justify the purchase to myself.
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Security in Nara was air-tight. No larceny occurring on his watch.
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Dissecting data structures in WH40K Boltgun truly gives the authentic experience of communing with the machine spirit
October 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM