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💾 Self-loathing Software Engineer
🚮 Purveyor of arcane internet garbage
📼 Mentally trapped in 1998-2008
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My roommate gets some of the most insane spam emails I’ve ever seen in my life.
February 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whenever I say/do something that disgruntles my wife I always give her a smug smile and side-eye — In my head I feel like the cat blocks from Wario Land 4.
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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war never changes
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I feel my frontal lobe exploding after reading the “Guilty Gear groomicide” Discord DM leaks.

Someone please exorcise the vengeful spirit of Jeffrey Epstein possessing that young man.
January 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My friend messaged this random guy’s Wordpress blog over Steam and it’s a trainwreck I can’t look away from. Literally 10 years of posts from an antisocial incel in the UK pissing in jugs, stalking people, and self-harming. Amazing.
Human Garbage
Social anxiety and failure DISCLAIMER - This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance …
poleaboo.wordpress.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Face reveal
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Estradiol and Spiractin are the equivalent of HGH and anabolic steroids for cybersecurity researchers.
Gayfemboy 0-Day Router Attacks Ongoing—What You Need To Know
Security researchers have confirmed that an ongoing DDoS attack is using zero-day vulnerabilities in routers—what you need to know about the Gayfemboy botnet.
www.forbes.com
January 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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I hope i did well lol
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Holding out hope that if there’s a fifth Sonic movie, it’ll feature the inter-dimensional cat princess and her psychokinetic twink. Love Blaze and Silver.
December 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Do people who post TikToks about post-Soviet urbanism know that there are other bands in Eastern Europe that aren’t Molchat Doma?
December 24, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Leaving the depressed recently laid-off software engineer arc to enter the degenerate online mahjong gambler arc. We went from "It's so over" and hating it to "things are so bad you couldn't possibly imagine" and loving it.
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Wonder what kind of reactions I’d get if I brought the Hello Kitty apple CRT to the FGC locals.
December 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I had a dream about that one Ricky Martin song (you know which one) and it compelled me to watch 20 year old clips of Hard Gay Razor Ramon when I woke up.
P.E lesson
YouTube video by Michael Tse
youtu.be
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Good morning Bluesky I hate Microsoft Windows
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 AM
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I keep submitting my name to the Hotline to Hell website but I’m regrettably still alive. Maybe Hell Girl will do a contract with me to fix the JavaScript on her submission form?
Jigoku Tsūshin | Hotline to Hell
We will take revenge on your behalf. Jigoku Tsushin | Hotline to Hell | Jigoku Shoujo
www.jigokutsushin.it
December 1, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Military propaganda: ❌🤮👎

Military propaganda but Japan: ✅✅✅✅✅✅🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Very excited for Valve to release an updated print of "Raising The Bar". I've always wanted a copy ever since I was in middle school, but current re-sale price of the original books are several hundred dollars and I can't justify the purchase to myself.
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Anyways I’m back to practicing Japanese because I wear all the 「日本語上手」comments I received as badges of shame. For all the hate generative AI gets, it really has improved my studying proficiency more than what Genki and Duolingo alone could provide.
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Security in Nara was air-tight. No larceny occurring on his watch.
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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sometimes I think about how the dreamcast had a secret much more technically impressive menu mode that was completely inaccessible until it was snuck into the final dreamcast game released exclusively in japan as a bonus with the included memory card icon
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Waffling hard on Valkyrie Profile’s English dubbing. On one hand, it’s full of awkward sounding scenes that wreak of the 90s JRPG VA dub cheese. On the other hand, Lenneth shouting “TO MY SIDE, MY NOBLE EINHERJAR” before combat encounters tickles my autism far better than it does in Japanese.
a video game character named valky is standing in front of a mountain
ALT: a video game character named valky is standing in front of a mountain
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
In a more positive Harajuku experience, I met a friendly おばちゃん who ran an 80s-style ヤンキー clothing store where an old designer I liked used to be. We became friends after squatting and shouting obscenities while pretending to smoke cigarettes together.
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM