Byronically Yours
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My brain is a call center operated by opossums, with funky elevator music
My brain is a call center operated by opossums, with funky elevator music
Here are some of my recent favorites to help you out and save some time. In particular, can you explain how me advocating firing squads for fascists makes me a "collaborator" and indicates I'm opposed to fighting? I'd love to see your mental gymnastics for that one
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here are some of my recent favorites to help you out and save some time. In particular, can you explain how me advocating firing squads for fascists makes me a "collaborator" and indicates I'm opposed to fighting? I'd love to see your mental gymnastics for that one
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
lalgbtcenter.org/vanguard/pre...
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
www.gov.ca.gov/2024/10/07/g...
We can and NEED to do better than Newsom. He is the epitome of what is wrong with the US "left", an opportunist in a blue suit saying whatever gets votes
lalgbtcenter.org/vanguard/pre...
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
www.gov.ca.gov/2024/10/07/g...
We can and NEED to do better than Newsom. He is the epitome of what is wrong with the US "left", an opportunist in a blue suit saying whatever gets votes
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
lalgbtcenter.org/vanguard/pre...
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
www.gov.ca.gov/2024/10/07/g...
We can and NEED to do better than Newsom. He is the epitome of what is wrong with the US "left", an opportunist in a blue suit saying whatever gets votes
lalgbtcenter.org/vanguard/pre...
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
www.gov.ca.gov/2024/10/07/g...
We can and NEED to do better than Newsom. He is the epitome of what is wrong with the US "left", an opportunist in a blue suit saying whatever gets votes
Aaaaand the mask comes off, for anyone wanting some proof this is a fascist in disguise. Im done playing with my food, but someone may want to add this goober to the fascist tracking lists on this site:
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Aaaaand the mask comes off, for anyone wanting some proof this is a fascist in disguise. Im done playing with my food, but someone may want to add this goober to the fascist tracking lists on this site:
"I'm not defending ICE, I'm just calling them legitimate law enforcement! If they don't stop zip tying children, how will my fascist party stay in power and legitimize my hateful views!?"
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"I'm not defending ICE, I'm just calling them legitimate law enforcement! If they don't stop zip tying children, how will my fascist party stay in power and legitimize my hateful views!?"
Spotify just like, gets me man
September 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Spotify just like, gets me man
Fun fact, monopoly was always intended to be a harsh critique of capitalism, not a family game. If you play rules as written, the entire point is to destroy your competition in as few turns as possible and make it literally impossible for them to recover, to provoke thought on how unfair it is
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fun fact, monopoly was always intended to be a harsh critique of capitalism, not a family game. If you play rules as written, the entire point is to destroy your competition in as few turns as possible and make it literally impossible for them to recover, to provoke thought on how unfair it is
Hmm, sure doesn't look like how I remember church. Or by "praying" do you mean saying to kill homeless vets live on fox news, like Brian Kilmeade? Or do you mean praying like trafficking underage girls like Trump?
Wait, weren't you supposed to get raptured today if you're a Christian?
Wait, weren't you supposed to get raptured today if you're a Christian?
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hmm, sure doesn't look like how I remember church. Or by "praying" do you mean saying to kill homeless vets live on fox news, like Brian Kilmeade? Or do you mean praying like trafficking underage girls like Trump?
Wait, weren't you supposed to get raptured today if you're a Christian?
Wait, weren't you supposed to get raptured today if you're a Christian?
Here's what I said. All of this is factual information. I don't see anything about me saying to kill or rape kids, you and your sick buddy who ran and hid started that.
Your turn, let's see the screenshot of me saying the things you claim I said.
Your turn, let's see the screenshot of me saying the things you claim I said.
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Here's what I said. All of this is factual information. I don't see anything about me saying to kill or rape kids, you and your sick buddy who ran and hid started that.
Your turn, let's see the screenshot of me saying the things you claim I said.
Your turn, let's see the screenshot of me saying the things you claim I said.
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I would do IT for cats. Is that a marketable skillset?
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would do IT for cats. Is that a marketable skillset?
This has been the PSA of the Day. Thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This has been the PSA of the Day. Thank you.