Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I've lost two pairs in black (airplane and gym 🤦) so I'm convinced they're cursed. Time to see how long they remain in my possession in another finish. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've lost two pairs in black (airplane and gym 🤦) so I'm convinced they're cursed. Time to see how long they remain in my possession in another finish. 😂
The Simpson's predicted it (again.)
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Simpson's predicted it (again.)
![A screenshot from the old Spurs fan taunt about them signing Romero and we [Arsenal] signed Ben White.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:twrrpvdefb6kldeptnsmjzwj/bafkreidv2tsebgcrwupdpppzyc3xi6yjc6hz6vavneolbl7udkp3skttly@jpeg)
And that was...?
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And that was...?
I've spent the week viewing watch content on YouTube. What was a latent hobby has started to goad me into becoming active again, like a horological devil on my shoulder. 😑
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've spent the week viewing watch content on YouTube. What was a latent hobby has started to goad me into becoming active again, like a horological devil on my shoulder. 😑
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
We appear to have a sixth cat, just for Christmas 🤭 #ChristmasCameEarly
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We appear to have a sixth cat, just for Christmas 🤭 #ChristmasCameEarly
So much love for the BMW CE 02 electric scooter. Cyberpunk meets a blank canvas for customising.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So much love for the BMW CE 02 electric scooter. Cyberpunk meets a blank canvas for customising.
There seems to be a few alternatives out there now, although I've only tried the first ones (and devoured them). I also didn't know my hometown brand - Burts - hard started to make them in crinkle form.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There seems to be a few alternatives out there now, although I've only tried the first ones (and devoured them). I also didn't know my hometown brand - Burts - hard started to make them in crinkle form.
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
My #whiskerswednesday entry with a bonus blep. #catsofBluesky
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My #whiskerswednesday entry with a bonus blep. #catsofBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
18 years young and beautiful. #catsofBluesky
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
18 years young and beautiful. #catsofBluesky
I have no need for this, I don't do dub vox, or any vocals for that matter. But look at it, what fun.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have no need for this, I don't do dub vox, or any vocals for that matter. But look at it, what fun.
Not bad for £50 on Marketplace. I've no idea if I can get on with a roadbike, as I'm a poor cyclist, but at that price, I'm willing to give it a shot. Nice and tidy, even if it's a bit long in the tooth.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not bad for £50 on Marketplace. I've no idea if I can get on with a roadbike, as I'm a poor cyclist, but at that price, I'm willing to give it a shot. Nice and tidy, even if it's a bit long in the tooth.
Oh, just the casual 10 bags
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh, just the casual 10 bags
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm from Plymouth. We all look like that down here.
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm from Plymouth. We all look like that down here.
Great work by Sky's data teams to confirm what those of us who ran away from X already suspected.
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November 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Great work by Sky's data teams to confirm what those of us who ran away from X already suspected.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
I don't believe she had any connection to the town I live in, but this is such a poignant tribute to her in the car park I've just pulled up in.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't believe she had any connection to the town I live in, but this is such a poignant tribute to her in the car park I've just pulled up in.
Oldest selfie on my phone.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Oldest selfie on my phone.
Happened to look up whilst in the back of an Uber and saw them by chance. Was a pleasant surprise.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happened to look up whilst in the back of an Uber and saw them by chance. Was a pleasant surprise.
I love these on Gran Turismo 7. My favourite has 125hp and done up like a Mini Cooper 😁
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I love these on Gran Turismo 7. My favourite has 125hp and done up like a Mini Cooper 😁
What a wonderful little fur baby. Although, those holes in the curtain would attest they're no angels 😂 #catsofBluesky #photography
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What a wonderful little fur baby. Although, those holes in the curtain would attest they're no angels 😂 #catsofBluesky #photography