Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
The dregs of the cupboard offered up a Bachelor's Mac & Cheese for brunch. Vain hope that adding some cracked black pepper will make it edible.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The dregs of the cupboard offered up a Bachelor's Mac & Cheese for brunch. Vain hope that adding some cracked black pepper will make it edible.
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
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The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
My #whiskerswednesday entry with a bonus blep. #catsofBluesky
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My #whiskerswednesday entry with a bonus blep. #catsofBluesky
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I need a talk show called The Turret, where guests are interrogated by Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross and Cat Burns, in a candlelit turret. This could be a way for the BBC to win back fans.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I need a talk show called The Turret, where guests are interrogated by Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross and Cat Burns, in a candlelit turret. This could be a way for the BBC to win back fans.
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
18 years young and beautiful. #catsofBluesky
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
18 years young and beautiful. #catsofBluesky
I have no need for this, I don't do dub vox, or any vocals for that matter. But look at it, what fun.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have no need for this, I don't do dub vox, or any vocals for that matter. But look at it, what fun.
Thank god the break is upon us and we can return with some attacking options again.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thank god the break is upon us and we can return with some attacking options again.
This guy has been transformative.
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This guy has been transformative.
Not bad for £50 on Marketplace. I've no idea if I can get on with a roadbike, as I'm a poor cyclist, but at that price, I'm willing to give it a shot. Nice and tidy, even if it's a bit long in the tooth.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not bad for £50 on Marketplace. I've no idea if I can get on with a roadbike, as I'm a poor cyclist, but at that price, I'm willing to give it a shot. Nice and tidy, even if it's a bit long in the tooth.
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So happy with how that #CelebrityTraitors final played out. Epic television.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So happy with how that #CelebrityTraitors final played out. Epic television.
Great work by Sky's data teams to confirm what those of us who ran away from X already suspected.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Great work by Sky's data teams to confirm what those of us who ran away from X already suspected.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
I don't believe she had any connection to the town I live in, but this is such a poignant tribute to her in the car park I've just pulled up in.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't believe she had any connection to the town I live in, but this is such a poignant tribute to her in the car park I've just pulled up in.
Still winning No Nut November, but that chocolate covered Brazil is looking awfully tempting.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Still winning No Nut November, but that chocolate covered Brazil is looking awfully tempting.
Oldest selfie on my phone.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Oldest selfie on my phone.
2002 vintage Top Gear. Wow, that show sure did change pretty quickly as the seasons went by.
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
2002 vintage Top Gear. Wow, that show sure did change pretty quickly as the seasons went by.
PGMOL yellow card there for Norgaard 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
PGMOL yellow card there for Norgaard 🤔
Merino feels like the most unlikely Freddie Ljungberg regen.
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Merino feels like the most unlikely Freddie Ljungberg regen.
VARsenal killing football again 😏
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
VARsenal killing football again 😏
A Monday morning after a long weekend should be illegal.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A Monday morning after a long weekend should be illegal.
Came home to help my dad with a tip run in exchange for one of my mum's homemade pasties.
You can take the Janner out of Plymouth...
You can take the Janner out of Plymouth...
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Came home to help my dad with a tip run in exchange for one of my mum's homemade pasties.
You can take the Janner out of Plymouth...
You can take the Janner out of Plymouth...
