Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
Buying an EV has turned my commute from an hour of penance into an hour of relaxation. I wish I did it last year instead of getting an Abarth. #EV
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Buying an EV has turned my commute from an hour of penance into an hour of relaxation. I wish I did it last year instead of getting an Abarth. #EV
I've had my Dylan moment, and gone electric.
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I've had my Dylan moment, and gone electric.
Right on cue, the window closes after we do nothing, and key players are dropping like flies.
If we don't get the win here, we're not winning the league. Mentally weak.
If we don't get the win here, we're not winning the league. Mentally weak.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Right on cue, the window closes after we do nothing, and key players are dropping like flies.
If we don't get the win here, we're not winning the league. Mentally weak.
If we don't get the win here, we're not winning the league. Mentally weak.
“Never gonna get it cut,
never gonna style it out,
never gonna lose this perm, it’s staying”
#United #UnitedStrand
never gonna style it out,
never gonna lose this perm, it’s staying”
#United #UnitedStrand
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“Never gonna get it cut,
never gonna style it out,
never gonna lose this perm, it’s staying”
#United #UnitedStrand
never gonna style it out,
never gonna lose this perm, it’s staying”
#United #UnitedStrand
Not me at nearly 41, getting excited over a Thomas the Tank Engine game 😅 #ThomastheTank
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Not me at nearly 41, getting excited over a Thomas the Tank Engine game 😅 #ThomastheTank
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Half Matt Half Biscuit
Absolute tactical masterclass from Rosenior. 3-2 down, play for a 0-0, lose 1-0. Brilliant. I mean, its not what I would have done, but that's why I'm not a football manager.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Absolute tactical masterclass from Rosenior. 3-2 down, play for a 0-0, lose 1-0. Brilliant. I mean, its not what I would have done, but that's why I'm not a football manager.
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Go on, Mandy. Fuck off, and get used to Peter.
Another title lost.
Another title lost.
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Go on, Mandy. Fuck off, and get used to Peter.
Another title lost.
Another title lost.
The side-eye is strong with this one.
Also,
"he followed me home, mum. Can we keep him?"
Also,
"he followed me home, mum. Can we keep him?"
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The side-eye is strong with this one.
Also,
"he followed me home, mum. Can we keep him?"
Also,
"he followed me home, mum. Can we keep him?"
Do you know what, we really need to go back to the innocence of POGs being a fad.
I had each of these, and I miss them and my collection to this day. Life was good. #nostalgia #POGs
I had each of these, and I miss them and my collection to this day. Life was good. #nostalgia #POGs
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Do you know what, we really need to go back to the innocence of POGs being a fad.
I had each of these, and I miss them and my collection to this day. Life was good. #nostalgia #POGs
I had each of these, and I miss them and my collection to this day. Life was good. #nostalgia #POGs
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Couldn't make it into work due to flooding en route, so an unexpected day's holiday. Going to watch H/Jack season 2. 😁
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Couldn't make it into work due to flooding en route, so an unexpected day's holiday. Going to watch H/Jack season 2. 😁
Reminiscing about Corky who ran away four days after we adopted him 😭 he obviously preferred life as a stray.
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Reminiscing about Corky who ran away four days after we adopted him 😭 he obviously preferred life as a stray.
Went online to apply for the next series of The Traitors. Got to the second page and it said you'd have to upload a one minute video. Froze. Closed the tab.
I guess TV isn't for me. 😂 #TheTraitors
I guess TV isn't for me. 😂 #TheTraitors
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Went online to apply for the next series of The Traitors. Got to the second page and it said you'd have to upload a one minute video. Froze. Closed the tab.
I guess TV isn't for me. 😂 #TheTraitors
I guess TV isn't for me. 😂 #TheTraitors
Reposted by Half Matt Half Biscuit
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Still a masterpiece that sounds like it could have launched tomorrow, let alone turning 50 later this year. #Kraftwerk #TEE
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Still a masterpiece that sounds like it could have launched tomorrow, let alone turning 50 later this year. #Kraftwerk #TEE
Given his tantrum for not getting the peace prize, can you imagine this chump playing Monopoly? He'd rage and release the inmates from the jail, collect everyone's 200 for passing go, demand to see the first prize of the beauty contest and expect to be remunerated from the community chest.
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Given his tantrum for not getting the peace prize, can you imagine this chump playing Monopoly? He'd rage and release the inmates from the jail, collect everyone's 200 for passing go, demand to see the first prize of the beauty contest and expect to be remunerated from the community chest.
Off to my cousin's wedding this summer, and I'm fondly remembered for the bright red shoes I wore to her sister's wedding many years ago.
Not wanting to let the bride down, I'm thinking these sure do make a statement. #Shoes
Not wanting to let the bride down, I'm thinking these sure do make a statement. #Shoes
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Off to my cousin's wedding this summer, and I'm fondly remembered for the bright red shoes I wore to her sister's wedding many years ago.
Not wanting to let the bride down, I'm thinking these sure do make a statement. #Shoes
Not wanting to let the bride down, I'm thinking these sure do make a statement. #Shoes
I wish there was an easy way to turn this metal machine into a digital camera. Feels great on a cold morning, and the shutter and winder sound is glorious. #Zenit #Photography
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I wish there was an easy way to turn this metal machine into a digital camera. Feels great on a cold morning, and the shutter and winder sound is glorious. #Zenit #Photography
Looking for something relating to Bowie that speaks to the madness that's occurred since his passing, and this quote he gave to Melody Maker in 1973 is a prescient as ever;
“after what I’ve seen of the state of this world, I’ve never been so damned scared in my life.”
#DavidBowie #Bowie
“after what I’ve seen of the state of this world, I’ve never been so damned scared in my life.”
#DavidBowie #Bowie
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Looking for something relating to Bowie that speaks to the madness that's occurred since his passing, and this quote he gave to Melody Maker in 1973 is a prescient as ever;
“after what I’ve seen of the state of this world, I’ve never been so damned scared in my life.”
#DavidBowie #Bowie
“after what I’ve seen of the state of this world, I’ve never been so damned scared in my life.”
#DavidBowie #Bowie
I've decided to learn how to play guitar. God help my neighbours. Bought a Donner starter set off of Amazon, but we all know how it goes; if I get competent, my wallet will be opening hither and yon for new gear 😅
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I've decided to learn how to play guitar. God help my neighbours. Bought a Donner starter set off of Amazon, but we all know how it goes; if I get competent, my wallet will be opening hither and yon for new gear 😅
A highly worrying thought just hit me - this ship could be used as a convenient smoke screen to get US forces geographically near Greenland, couldn't it? The flight trackers have spotted plenty of US air movement in the last few days. 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A highly worrying thought just hit me - this ship could be used as a convenient smoke screen to get US forces geographically near Greenland, couldn't it? The flight trackers have spotted plenty of US air movement in the last few days. 🤔
Watching Mark McCann's video on buying a Bugatti Veyron reminds me how much I liked the Fbg par Hermes edition. Many years ago I saw the ones at Prescott in Gloucestershire, too
www.flickr.com/photos/cslmo...
#Bugatti #Veyron
www.flickr.com/photos/cslmo...
#Bugatti #Veyron
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Watching Mark McCann's video on buying a Bugatti Veyron reminds me how much I liked the Fbg par Hermes edition. Many years ago I saw the ones at Prescott in Gloucestershire, too
www.flickr.com/photos/cslmo...
#Bugatti #Veyron
www.flickr.com/photos/cslmo...
#Bugatti #Veyron