Chris Byrne
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byrney.bsky.social
Chris Byrne
@byrney.bsky.social
Neurodivergent designer, professional mistake maker, Everton FC moaner
Anyone ever landed what they thought was their dream job only to find it’s turned into a fucking nightmare?
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So confused by the reaction to Moyes. He was brilliant for us for so long. He got West Ham a European trophy ffs!
January 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We get no points and score no goals from now until February if we stick with Dyche
January 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dyche out
January 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Chris Byrne
DCL to the midfield
January 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Jesper Limpstrom
January 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Chris Byrne
Bournemouth chanting “how do you watch this every week?” Should be the final straw.
January 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Strikers at our club are fucking cursed
January 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lol that ball was 6 inches out…
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Get Patterson and Broja on
December 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Send Jack Harrison back to Leeds. Fuck me
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Tarkowski got the ball ffs
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
We do well to keep it in the middle of the park, and then nobody moves a muscle am the ball goes back to Pickford, who smashed it long to an offside DCL.

D Y C H E B A L L
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Branthwaite is miles off it
December 14, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Doucoure fuck me mate you have to put those away
December 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
@twiddlemeister.bsky.social there he is. The man. The myth. The ankle.
December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Shows how utterly abysmal we are to roll over against this United side. We need change and we need it now
December 7, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Dyche out btw 🤷‍♂️
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Not got a clue how Patterson hasn’t got on there. THOSE are the games you bring someone on, not 4-0 down away from home
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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92': Jack Harrison scores the first goal in Bramley Moore Dock
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Imagine if Harrison had that chance at 0-0…
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Hello Broja 👀👀👀
December 4, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Phwoar nil
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I’m so confused by this scoreline
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM
You wait all of November for a goal and then 2 come along at once!
December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM