Jimmy Byrne
@byrneout.productions
Audio tech, AV production manager, @trublupolitics.bsky.social producer, cat dad, nature enthusiast, mac & cheese afficionado, Cubs. All thoughts and viewpoints expressed are correct.
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There is nothing more fragile than a baseball fan's personal schedule when his team is in the playoffs.
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There is nothing more fragile than a baseball fan's personal schedule when his team is in the playoffs.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV holds a course record of 5 minutes driving time on the entirety of Lower Wacker Dr.
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV holds a course record of 5 minutes driving time on the entirety of Lower Wacker Dr.
BREAKING: Prior to boarding his plane to the conclave, Pope Leo XIV misplaced his robes, and picked up some new ones pretty cheap at da Village Discount Outlet.
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BREAKING: Prior to boarding his plane to the conclave, Pope Leo XIV misplaced his robes, and picked up some new ones pretty cheap at da Village Discount Outlet.
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see it's a regular pope but then you top it with yellow mustard, onions, relish, a dill spear, tomato slices, sport peppers, celery salt
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
see it's a regular pope but then you top it with yellow mustard, onions, relish, a dill spear, tomato slices, sport peppers, celery salt
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Pope Leo XIV has officially decreed he will excommunicate the Ricketts family if they fail to extend Kyle Tucker.
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV has officially decreed he will excommunicate the Ricketts family if they fail to extend Kyle Tucker.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV will, in fact, be developing a private L track between his Avondale home, and Vatican City.
May 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV will, in fact, be developing a private L track between his Avondale home, and Vatican City.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV attended the disco demolition night at Comiskey in '79.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV attended the disco demolition night at Comiskey in '79.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is a certified left field bleacher bum.
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is a certified left field bleacher bum.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is belligerently drunk by the third inning of every Cubs game he attends.
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is belligerently drunk by the third inning of every Cubs game he attends.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV regularly uses his Jesus on the cross statue for dibs in winter.
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV regularly uses his Jesus on the cross statue for dibs in winter.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV prefers tavern style to deep dish.
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV prefers tavern style to deep dish.
Possibly a hot take... The grocery store sushi in the little plastic containers is actually a very delicious and affordable way to satisfy a meal.
April 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Possibly a hot take... The grocery store sushi in the little plastic containers is actually a very delicious and affordable way to satisfy a meal.
I'm a couple days late I know, but it has to be said: Richard Kind has simultaneously the only, and the best Gene Simmons impression I've ever seen. #everybodyslive #mulaney
April 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm a couple days late I know, but it has to be said: Richard Kind has simultaneously the only, and the best Gene Simmons impression I've ever seen. #everybodyslive #mulaney
We are gonna need some golden bats to close this one out. Lets go Cubbies.
April 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We are gonna need some golden bats to close this one out. Lets go Cubbies.
...Maybe we can exile the Dodgers to their own "Dodgers' League" where they all play baseball with each other for 30 bajillion dollars per second.
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
...Maybe we can exile the Dodgers to their own "Dodgers' League" where they all play baseball with each other for 30 bajillion dollars per second.
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It is February 28 tomorrow.
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It is February 28 tomorrow.
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
This means a total and complete economic blackout.
This means buying nothing.
AT ALL
Not even your coffee!
Just realized that PinkSky, the Instagram-like app that works in tandem with your BSky profile, is up for android users as of a couple days ago! Looks pretty great for a starter app.
February 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just realized that PinkSky, the Instagram-like app that works in tandem with your BSky profile, is up for android users as of a couple days ago! Looks pretty great for a starter app.
Surely by now we can all believe it's not butter...?
January 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Surely by now we can all believe it's not butter...?